Woof

Jul. 6th, 2013 06:44 am
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WHO: Bro and Murdoc
TONE: Rainbows
RATING: PG13 because Bro
WHEN: RIGHT NOW
WHERE: Murdoc's prissy pureblood palace
WHAT: Bro is a dumbass
STATUS: Ongoing

[Being alone was hard. He'd thought the few school breaks during the semester were difficult, but Summer? Man, that was the worst. When you were so damn used to having someone and then trying to adjust to not being around them every day, it was really goddamn hard. It tended to make someone do stupid things.

Like buy animals.

He had a reason, though! He was walking down the street and it was just there. And the first thing he'd thought of was Murdoc when he looked into it's face. How, he isn't sure. Because Murdoc is far from adorable like that. He's just adorable in his own way. His own sexy, beautiful way and goddamn he really missed the guy. So when he saw the dog, it was as if he absolutely had to get it. He was aware of how dumb and borderline cliche it was, but that didn't stop him. He could pass that off as irony.

Bro was pretty damn sure Murdoc would love it. How could you not? It was fucking tiny and adorable and could fit in the palm of your hand. What wasn't to love? So after a rather traumatizing apparation to Murdoc's house, he stood outside of the door. The dog was kind of shaky because of it, but he was pretty sure it'd be fine after a moment.

Without hesitation, Bro knocks on the door, before moving to hold the puppy behind his back.]
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WHO: Bro and Dirk; EDIT: I lied it is now an open post.
TONE: Is dumbassery a tone?
RATING: PG-13 for Striders
WHEN: Backdated to forever ago like June 4th or something obscene like that
WHERE: 5th year Slytherin dorms
WHAT: Dirk wanted Bro to show his love so he is doing it in the most ironic way possible
STATUS: Ongoing!

He'll be your french boy. )

Makin' nice

May. 2nd, 2013 05:19 am
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WHO: Bro Kirkland and Arthur Strider
TONE: LIGHTISH???
RATING: PG13 for Language probably
WHEN: One of these recent days
WHERE: Bro's office
WHAT: Arthur has been distant for a while and Bro wants to know whyyy.
STATUS: Orngoring

Read more... )
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WHO: ALL OF THE TEACHERS and their broods
TONE: FUN!?!?
RATING: M for Mature.
WHEN: 4th April to 7th April (ish)
WHERE: Murdoc's home in Greece
WHAT: A teacher meeting held in Greece! What could possibly go wrong?
STATUS: Ongoing.

[Murdoc isn't sure why the responsibility of hosting the meeting fell to him, honestly it already sounds like a terrible idea. He doubts any of them will either come up with sound lesson plans, work cohesively as a team or leave his home any wiser and more mature than they were when they entered. To him, it seems as if a couple of people just like the idea of visiting Greece. However, it's not as if he's going to pass up the chance to show off! And it's not like he doesn't have room to spare.

He's not going to be all that happy to have people there, but he's not a bad host. Everyone has a room and there's food and booze provided. Not to mention the fact that the beach and town are within walking distance, but why on earth would you want to live such a sick crib? Of course, given that he's a pureblood there's absolutely no technology or reception, but there's a pool and a near endless amount of rooms filled with nifty shit!

Regardless, if you aren't a kid you sure as hell aren't here to explore, so quit touching his stuff and get working.]
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WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Partyrific
RATING: PG-13 for language
WHEN: February 14th, 8 PM and onward.
WHERE: Bro's office
WHAT: Bro has thrown a surprise party for Murdoc in his office and invited everyone.
STATUS: Ongoing! Feel free to use whichever format you want for tagging.

[Having a boyfriend whose birthday is on Valentine's day is beautiful. It's beautiful and Murdoc definitely doesn't understand why. But to Bro, it's beautiful. Because it means that when he throws Murdoc a surprise party, he can get away with using the most horrendous pink decorations that he possibly can. Of course, they're not all pink. Some are purple! The shade of purple that Murdoc likes the most. There are hearts hanging from the ceiling and there's a giant poster that says 'Happy Birthday Murman' hanging on the wall. In the corner there is a playpen set up for anyone who might have decided to bring their snakes. It was a spur of the moment decision and he isn't quite sure how it's going to work out, but hey. At least the snakes have somewhere to play.

But the most standout thing in the room has gotta be a cake. Bro went all out and made a lifesized cake for the occasion. It's chocolate, and it's as tall as a goddamn person. It... looks special, though. It's kind of lopsided, and the icing's thickness is sporadic. And it looks like he might've ran out of icing towards the bottom, because it's definitely not as delicious as the top.

Overall, it could have turned out worse. It does look like it could fall over at any moment, though.

And who even really knows how it tastes.

That isn't the point though! The point is everything is beautiful and it's time for the best party you ever did see.]
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WHO: Murdoc, Bro and Rhys
TONE: Horrifying (Hilarious)
RATING: PG-13 to R?? It's these three.
WHEN: Feb 10th onward
WHERE:  The halls
WHAT: Bro and Murdoc are great egg daddies, Rhys gets a whiff of the love potion and has eyes for Murdoc.
STATUS: Ongoing

[Murdoc had no intention of participating in the activities. It seemed like a silly waste of time and honestly, this sort of thing rarely ends well in Hogwarts. He really doesn't want to turn into a lady or a pirate again. He'll never live it down if it happens again. It's embarrassing enough that students still mutter 'yarr' under their breath when they think he isn't listening.

However, when Bro greeted him with the egg baby in his arms he could hardly say no, could he? He still owes Bro a bit of focused attention after hurting his feelings so badly and quietly, he feels like this could be a nice way to grow even closer to his boyfriend. If they can trust each other with an egg baby, surely their relationship will develop even further in a pleasing way. They've already named it, too. Their egg is called Celia and everything is going swimmingly.

They're walking together down the halls, Murdoc listening as Bro recounts his day for him. He's carrying the egg for now, and he's being as attentive as possble as he does. Until he sees Rhys, and he feels the great urge to toss Celia at him. However, he needs to swallow his hatred and pause for a moment as he feels the egg rustling in his hands.]


Ah! It's movin'! [He exclaims, looking both excited and terrified.] I think it's about to hatch!! [It's actually kind of strange how hyped up he's getting.]

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WHO: Bro and Dave Strider
TONE: Striderific. Also happy.
RATING: PG-13 for Strider language
WHEN: Saturday, the buttcrack of morning
WHERE: Hogwarts and Diagon Alley
WHAT: Bro takes Dave out to spend time with him.
STATUS: Ongoing
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When Dave had mentioned wanting to spend time with him, he'd immediately hatched a plan- it hadn't taken long after all, because he pretty much had the memory of an elephant. When it came to important things, anyway. So he'd remembered a previous conversation where Dave had mentioned saving up for a broom and that was all he needed to know just what they were gonna do. Dave was right, too. It'd been too damn long since they'd spent time together lately. That needed to be fixed.

It wasn't without chugging a fuckton of soda that he was able to wake up this morning, but he did it. He did it and he was fucking ready for this. There was no reason they needed to leave so early except for the fact Bro wanted to maximize the time he had to spend with Dave, and leaving in the morning was the best way to do that. He just really hoped that Dave had gotten enough sleep the night before, because if he hadn't then that would suck. Dealing with a grouchy Dave would just not be fun.

Or maybe it would. Who really knew.

Either way, he made his way into Gryffindor tower and up to the boy's dorm where Dave slept. It was when he was in the dorm and staring at Dave's sleeping form that he started to debate on the best way in which to wake him up. After a little while, he decided that the best way to do it was clearly to dive on him shouting "Avalanche!"

Which is totally what he did.
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WHO: Bro and Dirk Strider
TONE: Light, possibly sad maybe??
RATING: PG-13 for Strider language
WHEN: The evening of January 22nd
WHERE: The Three Broomsticks
WHAT: It's been a long time since Bro has seen Dirk, so the two of them are catching up.
STATUS: ongoing
Read more... )
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WHO: Murdoc and Bro
TONE: Apologetic
RATING: M for Manly
WHEN: 19th, evening.
WHERE: Bro's quarters.
WHAT: Murdoc done goofed and is finally apologising for it, as he should.
STATUS: Ongoing
I never wish to be parted from you.. )

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WHO: Dolores Maryam, Bro Strider
TONE: Sad
RATING: PG-13 for language
WHEN: A few days after New Year, after leaving Murdoc's
WHERE: Dolores's house
WHAT: Bro splinched himself and needs help
STATUS: Ongoing

"Fuck," is all Bro manages to hiss out when he finally arrives at his destination, which is outside of Hogwarts. Instantly his hand is on his shoulder and covered in blood. Of all the fucking times to splinch himself, it had to be now. He can't even remember splinching himself before- he'd always been so damn focused every time he apparated. If there was one thing Bro was good at, it was focusing. But seeing Murdoc bleeding and begging for him to stay, it just... completely blew it.

And it fucking blew his shoulder to boot. There was a damn good chunk missing from it, and he was already feeling nauseous and lightheaded from the pain of it and the blood loss. He needed help fast; he wasn't proficient enough in healing magic to fix this. His first thought was the hospital wing, of Dolores- but then he remembered it's the holidays. She won't be there.

Which means he has to chance another apparition. Fuck.

Gritting his teeth, and focusing as hard as he possibly can on his destination, he turns on the spot and disapparates again. This time, he manages to not splinch himself, and thankfully he arrives near her doorstep. He moves towards it, feeling his knees shaking and threatening to give out. They do, when he reaches the door He falls hard on them with a grunt, dropping his bag next to him. God, this hurts. So fucking much. He can't remember a time he's been so wounded before.

Physically and emotionally.

But he's trying not to focus on the latter. He's fucking drenched in blood by the time he finally reaches up and knocks on the door, accidentally leaving a bloody mark on it. It's kinda hard not to leave blood when he's still bleeding profusely. When she opens the door, she'll definitely be in for a sight. He's covered in blood, pale, and looks absolutely fucking miserable there on his knees. He's shaking and he feels sick to his stomach.

Overall, he's looked better.
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WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and Bro Strider
TONE: Strained, Awkward. Trouble in paradise.
RATING: R for possible mentions of sexy things?
WHEN: Sometime after New years.
WHERE: Greece, Murdoc Manor.
WHAT: Bro visits Murdoc for the Holidays and things turn sour when blood prejudices are brought up.

Hibernatin'? )

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WHO: Dolores Maryam and Bro Strider
TONE: General, possibly angsty/tense
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: October 18th
WHERE: Hospital wing
WHAT: Dolores calls Bro to the hospital wing for a check-up after the Quidditch match, and a chat.
STATUS: Ongoing

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Professor Strider, I Would Like You To Make Your Way To The Hospital Wing At Your Earliest Convenience.

[Of course, 'I would like you to' means 'I demand', and 'at your earliest convenience' means 'now'. It isn't often that she puts such force behind her words, but it's not only for an after-match check-up that she wants to see this particular professor. Dolores knows that she involves herself in the mental wellbeing of the students perhaps a little too much, but she rarely feels the need to take it beyond herself. Usually, she is able to make them feel better, but she has never before met a child so hurt and conflicted as Dirk Strider.

It worries her, and more than that, she finds that she is also concerned for his uncle. She and the professor have shared a few conversations, and her opinion of him is good, though she had rather heavily disapproved of his conduct after the match. That, however, is not for her to judge. She's sure he has had enough berating from others for it.

When Bro enters the hospital wing he will find her making one of the beds near to the door, by hand rather than by magic. It's the kind of repetitive, menial task that allows her to get her thoughts together and in order]
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WHO: Bro Strider and Murdoc Donoghue
TONE: Hurt / Comfort and feelsy / sad
RATING: PG-13?
WHEN: Sometime after talking with Eridan
WHERE: Bro's office
WHAT: Bro is sitting around, contemplating life, when Murdoc shows up.
STATUS: Ongoing
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[Things were... stressful, to say the least. And yet ever since he and Murdoc's night together, he'd had a hard time really feeling stressed. It was hard to, when it was so damn perfect. Call it cliche, call it 'needing to get laid', but whatever. The fact was things had picked up mood-wise for Bro since they'd had their thing.

Only now the stress and full weight of the situation was piling on him. It was a good block for a while, but. His talk with Eridan had made him realize that things were still shitty and that they hadn't just gone away. Nope, it had made him realize there was still shit going on that needed fixing. And he'd tried. He had tried really hard to fix the problem with Eridan.

But that was only half of it, and he knew he needed to talk to Murdoc, too. He just. didn't know how. Because a part of him was afraid to say anything to him, because he was afraid Murdoc would be mad for getting in the middle of it. He just wanted to help, that was all. And he needed to talk to Murdoc to help. It was a complicated, conflicting mess and it just basically sucked a whole lot of ass.

He was just sitting in his office, trying to figure out how to broach the topic with Murdoc, when his office door opened all of a sudden and he looked up.]
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WHO: Sybille Matteris and Bro Strider
TONE:  DEPRESSING UGH. Feelsy.
RATING: PG-13 for Language and Sads
WHEN: After agreeing to meet Murdoc, but before actually going to see him.
WHERE: The Charms classroom
WHAT: Sybille sent Bro a note asking to meet for a talk. He reluctantly agreed.
STATUS: [ONGOING]
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It was one of the last things he wanted to do right now. Not just because he was supposed to be meeting Murdoc, but because... She was one of the last people he wanted to talk to. In a way he knew it wasn't her fault, because... Murdoc loved her. She couldn't control that. She couldn't control the things Murdoc said, or the fact it seemed like Murdoc had played him. She wasn't responsible for that. But in a way it felt kind of like she was taking Murdoc away. It was stupid, it was teenagery bullshit, but he couldn't help the resentment he felt towards her. But considering everything lately, he couldn't just say no to her as much as he wanted to.

So he'd agreed reluctantly to meet her in the Charms classroom inbetween meeting with Murdoc. His mood was in the ground and it felt like he was physically dragging it behind him as he made his way to the classroom, which just made him feel even worse as he went on. He wasn't looking forward to the talk at all, especially not when Murdoc was waiting for him. A part of him wished he could just blow them all off and run away. But he couldn't do that, and it would be the epitome of immature.

He just... couldn't help himself. Everything hurt and nothing was okay and he felt betrayed by both parties. And really what hurt the most was that it solidified the fact he was such a goddamn third wheel. He'd felt that way a little over the last couple of weeks. But he hadn't thought Sybille and Murdoc were actually a thing. Or that there was a possibility they were going to be a thing. So he'd given in to his selfishness and decided to go after Murdoc. And then this. The betrayal he felt was just... agonizingly painful. He just wanted to shut himself in his office and never come out.

But there he was having to go see her. And then him. No amount of preparing would ever make it easy, so he'd finally just decided to go. The sourness of his mood was probably radiating over him as he made his way into the charms classroom.

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WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]


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WHO: Bro Strider, Sal Vantas
TONE: Seemingly dramatic actually kind of sad.
RATING: R for Strider language
WHEN: Backdated to August 9th, around 3 AM.
WHERE: Sal's house
WHAT: Bro is kind of dumb and blowing things out of proportion. But he can't help it because things are kind of stressful and he's stressed the fuck out.
STATUS: Ongoing.
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[It was stupid. He was stupid. Everything was stupid. It was like three in the morning and there he was approaching Sal's front door. He'd waited until everyone was asleep to even leave the house. The last thing he needed was Dave to see him leaving after their argument. It was all blown out of proportion on both ends, but Bro really didn't realize that. He legitimately felt horrible for what happened, especially considering he knew that Dave cared a lot about John. He'd come so close to ruining that.

After everything they'd gone through, Bro was honestly trying to make things better with Dave. He was actually trying to be a good dad, but he kept fucking that up. He fucked up a lot of things. That was probably why he was blowing it out of proportion and making it bigger than what it was. Because shit kept happening. It felt more serious than what it was to him because he'd gotten so used to fucking things up.

He was just... scared of losing Dave. He was scared of losing both his kids.

Bro stood in front of the door to Sal's house and took in a deep breath. He wasn't even thinking of the time. This was important; surely Sal would understand, right? Sal was honestly the only person Bro could go to for this kind of thing. Or any kind of thing, to be perfectly honest. Aside from Sybille, anyway. He didn't even know where she lived, though. Sal was overall the better option.

He raised his fist and knocked on the door several times, making sure it was loud enough that Sal would be able to hear. Or Di. He really wasn't sure who the hell would answer the door. After knocking, he shoved his hands inside of his pockets and waited.
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TONE: Starting off light and casual, probably delving into angsty later.
RATING: PG-13 for language
WHEN: Backdated to Saturday, July 14th
WHERE: A Taco place, then the flat.
WHAT: It's a little delayed, but finally Bro and Dirk are having tacos like he said they should.
STATUS: Ongoing
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Bro was nervous, to say the least. This little outing wasn't at all like the one with Dave, and he knew that. The night that he suggested they do this was still fresh in his mind, even though he wished that he'd been drunk enough to forget it. But even so, he also knew it was a good thing he didn't forget it. Bro felt stupid for not picking up the signs that night, stupid that he didn't catch on sooner to the fact that Dirk was still hurting. Looking back, it all seemed so obvious, and it was finally time to try and fix that. But he was nervous because it wasn't going to be that easy. He knew it involved facing things he didn't want to face- making Dirk face things he probably didn't want to face.

But it was necessary, he knew that. Even if it was difficult. And he was at least thankful he had a general idea of what to do, after having asked for advice. It didn't make it much easier, though. He also had an idea of his own that he was toying with, but a part of him was still really unsure about that. But he didn't think too much on that, because it would still be a few hours before he had to really decide. Until then, he wanted to at least make the taco outing as enjoyable for Dirk as possible. They were already in the car, on their way to the place that Dirk had found.

"Thanks again for finding this place... Your skills with google are way better than mine," he said, not taking his eyes off the road, but offering Dirk a small smile nonetheless. "And man, I seriously just cannot believe you've never had tacos. That's just, like... Mindblowing."
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WHO: Dave and Bro Strider
TONE: Casual
RATING: PG-13 for language
WHEN: Saturday, July 7th - 8th
WHERE: The flat, then Diagon/Knockturne Alley and also the Leaky Cauldron
WHAT: Bro takes Dave to Diagon Alley for the weekend, and then they stay at the Leaky Cauldron
STATUS: Ongoing
Read more... )
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WHO: Sybille Matteris and Bro Strider
TONE: Bro is a teenager
RATING: PG-13/R for language and Bro being a horny teenager
WHEN: About a week after the teacher's retreat
WHERE: Bro's flat in London
WHAT: Bro invited Sybille over to his flat, and she accepted the offer.
STATUS: On going!

[In retrospect, Sybille probably should have given Strider a bit of warning before showing up at his flat. She wasn't sure if he would even be there, after all, but for some reason she doubted he did much outside of his home or Hogwarts. She also didn't know if his brats weren't there, because her and children got along about as well as oil and vinegar.

She knocked on the door sharply, smoothing out her skirt with one hand. She was a bit...nervous, to see the eldest Strider. Which was simply absurd, because she had no reason at all to be nervous. This was just going to be sex. He was just a colleague; a bizarre, attractive, and somewhat intriguing one. There was no reason to feel this way. She was being stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Hopefully the man would answer the door soon, and they could get this over with.]
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WHO: Bro Strider and Rose Lalonde
TONE: a w k w a r d
RATING: PG - PG13 for Language
WHEN: July 2nd
WHERE: Starbucks and also possibly the Library
WHAT: Father/Daughter bonding!!!
STATUS: On Going
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[It had been a spur of the moment decision and one he had actually expected to be turned down on. He would have been lying if he said he wasn't afraid, the first few moments after he'd written those few words, that she would say no. But miraculously she had, and he felt relieved. Because now that she knew the truth, well that meant he had to start putting things right. It wasn't even that he had to; he genuinely wanted to. He couldn't before, when she didn't know they were related. That would have defeated the purpose of keeping it a secret. But now that the truth was out? He was going to try as hard as he could to be the father she hadn't actually had before. Somehow. Bro was still getting used to being a father in general.

Dave preferred to consider them brothers, even. So overall he was a shitty parent. But he still wanted to try, because a part of him really hoped that he could salvage his relationship with Rose. Or rather, build one rather than salvage. If she was willing, anyway. And he really liked Rose a lot- in a lot of ways, she reminded him of her mother, though he would never in a million years tell her that. He knew how rocky their relationship was, which was a source of frustration on for him. He just couldn't understand why Rose seemed to hate her so much. It was seriously something he wanted to ask her about one day, but probably not that day. He needed to focus on their relationship first, before he attempted to fix anyone elses.

As it turned out, the only idea he had actually come up with for them to do so far was get coffee together, which was why they were currently standing outside of a Starbucks. He liked Starbucks, it was fucking delicious. Also they had nice bagels. And he totally pegged Rose as a coffee drinker. He just really hoped his pegging was accurate, otherwise that would be really unfortunate and he would feel bad. Aside from coffee though, he really didn't know where they would go. Though he did consider the library. But that seemed so damn unoriginal, and he knew how critical Rose could be. Damn it, he just wanted to impress her by taking her somewhere she would enjoy. He just didn't want to have to ask her what she would enjoy. What he really wanted was just to be able to magically know what she would like- he just couldn't do that, because he barely even knew who.

Christ on a bike, he was such a shitty parent. But he tried not to dwell on that thought, because he really didn't want the day to turn depressing.]


So, you've been here before, right? I mean. Who hasn't been to Starbucks, huh?

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