PETTING ZOO

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone and their pets!
TONE: Zoo-like
RATING: PG/PG-13 for possible naked pets
WHEN: June 1st - 2nd
WHERE: Anywhere! You can put a location in the subject line if you want
WHAT: Pets have turned human in a Transfigurations spell gone wrong.

Comments

[prototypical_dave]

[Sprite is just going to wander the castle bored while Dave is in class. He's dressed in Dave's spare clothes, which are too long for him. He's also wearing a pair of shades that Dave transfigured for him.

Basically, he's a short, ginger Dave. Come mistake him for Dave say hi!]

[sonofamelonlord]

[And here's a confused Zuko, eyeing the weird kid with clothes too big for him.]]

Who are you?

[prototypical_dave]

[Sprite looks up at this tall human with a 'human pls' look on his face.]

Dave calls me Sprite. What are you called?

[aboxofcats]

[Gasp.

Is that the Strider boy who doesn't like Daddy's kit? It looks like the Strider boy who doesn't like Daddy's kit.

Clearly she must say hello by pouncing on him.]

[prototypical_dave]

[SCREECH. Sprite hits the stone floor hard, twisting under his assailant and panicking to get up, get away, get back into the air shit shit shit-- oh right, he can't fly anymore.]

What the actual shitflipping fuck!?

SUPER LATE BUT IDGAF.

[fiercefabulousfeline]

[Hey Sprite do you remember Steve's cat? Liberty? The cat who liked to destroy everyone's close? Well he's staring at you know, hand on his hip and very quietly judging you.

Feel the judgmental stare as he stalks closer to you.]

Around...

[stormfly]

[Astrid took Stormfly, now a tall woman, out of the Owlery and set her up with some makeshift clothes out of bedshits. Really, she looks a mess; Astrid has never been creatively inclined.

Astrid told her to stay in the dorm when she went to class, but Stormfly has a stubborn string to match her human's. She's headstrong and, at the moment, incredibly curious. She'll be poking around, entering classrooms she passes.]

[prototypical_dave]

first

[Hey baby hey baby hey. You know that tiny little shit of an owl that you probably pick on and make fun of because he's tiny and always cold?

Yeah, he's a teenager now, and he's trying to swagger, his no-longer literal feathers all puffed up because now he thinks he's got a chance. Hey there pretty lady.]

Come here often?

[stormfly]

[Stormfly has no idea what that means; Astrid does not talk like that. Of course she comes to the Great Hall often. She delivers Astrid's mail every morning.]

Yes.

[nosigntospeakof]

[Oh god, cats. So many cats.

You know how the Vantases have an entire herd of cats? Well they're all human now. Every single of one them. All varying ages, heights and colors.

And they're following Sal around the castle with cries of "Daddy!!!" ranging from excited to whiny.]

[yaknog]

[When Astrid passes the mess on her way to her dorm between classes, she can't help stopping and staring.]

Um, Professor Vantas?

[nosigntospeakof]

Oh hello, Ms. Hofferson. [Nothing to see here, he just has two small blonde children attached to his legs.] How are you this afternoon?

[wwistful]

[He nods at Salvador as he passes him in the hall before double taking.]

You've been busy. . .

[aboxofcats]

Hyu zink zis is busy? Hyu should see zem at home when zer are tvelve more of zem.

[selfhatred]

[Karkat is just going to stare. And blink. And stare some more.]

...Uncle?

[aboxofcats]

Karkat!!!

[Small blonde child latching onto your waist, KK. What do?]

[acattoofine]

[See Blair.

See Blair in clothes that obviously don't fit her wandering the halls.

Go, Blair, go! She's looking for Maka.]

[prototypical_dave]

[Well hey there pretty lady. He makes a "Poo-ooo" sound high in the back of his throat when she passes. You know, to tell her he thinks she's pretty.

That's what humans do, right?]

[acattoofine]

[We'll go with that.

Blair, however, takes this as an invitation to go right up to him and start smelling him.]

Nyo~ you smell like the owlery!

[selfhatred]

[There's a loud scream of FUCK coming from the Owlery. Karkat's favourite thinking spot is filled with naked people.]

[prototypical_dave]

[One of the youngest of the naked people in the owlery approaches. He looks definitely mid-teenaged. Also naked. And imagine that he looks a little like a completely naked, ginger version of the roommate you have detention with.

Except his yellow eyes, which are so bright they practically glow.]

What's your deal?

[dou8letrou8le]

[Vriska's Greenbottle Blue Tarantula did not expect this when she went out to go hunt earlier that day. Now she was currently examining herself, a little too flabbergasted to say anything yet.]

[aboxofcats]

[The fuck is you?]

So it's not only we cats and owls.

[chousenplayer]

[For anyone that sees Noodle around, she's being followed. One by a small toddler his black hair a mess and his green eyes as sharp as Jade's. Occasionally he'll cough and boom, lovely blue sparks.

That's about when the other boy following her, around 8 tries to climb up and light the cigarette he has. This one's rather lanky, in just denim shorts and a white wifebeater, a charming little fez on his head. Occasionally he does get it lit and settles back to puff away.

And for once Noodle is actually more than just her usual casually bored self. It's frazzling playing teen mum.] Mike, cut it out.

[makeitpurr]

[Donald strides down the hallways with confidence and panache, stopping and turning on his heel as he spots Noodle out of the corner of his eye.]

Good afternoon, Noodle. How are you keeping--

[He pauses, tilting his head and smiling almost incredulously as he notices the two boys hanging off Noodle.]

Mike! Is that you?