PETTING ZOO

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone and their pets!
TONE: Zoo-like
RATING: PG/PG-13 for possible naked pets
WHEN: June 1st - 2nd
WHERE: Anywhere! You can put a location in the subject line if you want
WHAT: Pets have turned human in a Transfigurations spell gone wrong.

Comments

[prototypical_dave]

[That gets him another stare.]

...Well duh.

[sonofamelonlord]

What do you mean, duh?

[prototypical_dave]

...Are all whomans as bright as you?

[sonofamelonlord]

... A what?

[prototypical_dave]

...A whoman. Jesus dick, for the Great Enslavers you really aren't smart. How do you even feed yourselves in these dumb fleshy bodies?

[sonofamelonlord]

... Do you mean human?

[prototypical_dave]

...Hhhhyuuuman? [In an effort to make the 'w' go away, he ends up making the 'h' sound more like a German 'ch'.]

[sonofamelonlord]

Yes. That's the correct pronunciation. Human.

[prototypical_dave]

Tch. I'm an owl, what the hell are you expecting me to speak perfect English for?

[sonofamelonlord]

You're pronouncing everything else right.

[prototypical_dave]

Dave talks to me a lot.

[He snatches a beetle out of the air and nonchalantly pops it into his mouth.]

[sonofamelonlord]

So why the random difficulty with just that one word?

[prototypical_dave]

...I'm an owl.

[sonofamelonlord]

But you're a human now.

[prototypical_dave]

So? We're good at the 'who' sound. It's what we do. Whoman's close enough, anyway.

[sonofamelonlord]

How did this happen?

[prototypical_dave]

I dunno. Whomans are the ones with magic, not us.

[sonofamelonlord]

Right.