PETTING ZOO

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone and their pets!
TONE: Zoo-like
RATING: PG/PG-13 for possible naked pets
WHEN: June 1st - 2nd
WHERE: Anywhere! You can put a location in the subject line if you want
WHAT: Pets have turned human in a Transfigurations spell gone wrong.

Comments

[selfhatred]

[Karkat is just going to stare. And blink. And stare some more.]

...Uncle?

[aboxofcats]

Karkat!!!

[Small blonde child latching onto your waist, KK. What do?]

[selfhatred]

[Argh what is it? He blanches for a minute as the kid pretty much attaches herself to his waist, blinking rapidly before things finally start clicking. Karkat purses his lips together before lowering his arms from where they raised automatically, looking at his uncle.]

These are Aunt Di's cats...aren't they?

[nosigntospeakof]

They are. The one attached to you is Butter.

[selfhatred]

[Butter...oh. That one that follows him around all the time. Not that most of them don't, but she's quite attached to him. Ironic given the circumstances. There's a small moment of hesitation before he brings his hand up to place it on top of her head.]

Guess I didn't need to take my allergy potion today.

[nosigntospeakof]

That's something good to come out of this incident, isn't it?

[Butter doesn't seem to be loosening her grip anytime soon. She's even nudging her head against his ribs.]

[selfhatred]

[Karkat gives a small shrug before going back to staring down at Butter. Yep. He doesn't think he's going to get that air back, or his personal space.]

Uh...you're not going to let go of me, are you?

[aboxofcats]

Uh-uh. You smell like birds.

[selfhatred]

That's because I was just in the Owlery.

[Oops, caught. His face flushes a little before he looks back up to his uncle.]

Speaking of which someone needs to get in there with spare clothes. It's full of naked people.

[nosigntospeakof]

Ah- yes. I'll see what I can do about that. I was just on my way to speak to Dumbledore about all this.

[selfhatred]

I guess...if you want I can try to look after the...[what did he call them?]cats while you talk to the headmaster?

[nosigntospeakof]

[Karkat, you are a good boy and you should feel good.]

That would be very helpful, thank you. ZsaZsa and Lord Paddington should be fine on their own but the young ones need to be watched. Especially Roger.

[selfhatred]

[Lies. He's not a good boy.]

Roger's...the one that pisses everywhere, right?

[aboxofcats]

[Excuse you!!!]

I do not!

Only sometimes.

When the boys try to come into my territory.

[Everywhere is her territory.]