PETTING ZOO

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone and their pets!
TONE: Zoo-like
RATING: PG/PG-13 for possible naked pets
WHEN: June 1st - 2nd
WHERE: Anywhere! You can put a location in the subject line if you want
WHAT: Pets have turned human in a Transfigurations spell gone wrong.

Comments

[prototypical_dave]

Dave talks to me a lot.

[He snatches a beetle out of the air and nonchalantly pops it into his mouth.]

[sonofamelonlord]

So why the random difficulty with just that one word?

[prototypical_dave]

...I'm an owl.

[sonofamelonlord]

But you're a human now.

[prototypical_dave]

So? We're good at the 'who' sound. It's what we do. Whoman's close enough, anyway.

[sonofamelonlord]

How did this happen?

[prototypical_dave]

I dunno. Whomans are the ones with magic, not us.

[sonofamelonlord]

Right.