PETTING ZOO

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WHO: Everyone and their pets!
TONE: Zoo-like
RATING: PG/PG-13 for possible naked pets
WHEN: June 1st - 2nd
WHERE: Anywhere! You can put a location in the subject line if you want
WHAT: Pets have turned human in a Transfigurations spell gone wrong.

Comments

[acattoofine]

[We'll go with that.

Blair, however, takes this as an invitation to go right up to him and start smelling him.]

Nyo~ you smell like the owlery!

[prototypical_dave]

[Sprite tenses when the pretty lady with the massive chest-danglies approaches and starts sniffing him.]

D-Dave calls me Sprite. What are you called?

[acattoofine]

Blair is Blair! [Personal space? What's that!] Maka and Papa call me that~

[prototypical_dave]

[W-well, as long as you don't tackle him to the ground like that other lady did earlier...]

Maka is one of the red whomans, like Dave, right?

[acattoofine]

[No, but rambunctious cuddling will be inevitable.]

Red--? You mean the Gryffindors!

[Silly owl! Blair is obviously superior in intelligence.]

Maka's a baaaby Gryffindor~~ Dave is the one with the funny eyes, right~?

The boys don't like it when Blair goes into their dorm! It's too bad, Blair likes boys.

[prototypical_dave]

[Sprite doesn't know what the houses are, because he basically goes from the owlery to the Great Hall, and sometimes flutters all the way to London if he's got a letter to deliver. He puffs up a little at the slight to Dave - imagine his feathers. They are ruffled.]

Dave's eyes aren't funny. They just match.

[acattoofine]

Not when they have the shiny things on them! He should show off his pretty eyes more often, not the funny ones!

[Yes she's somehow equated that Dave has two different sets of eyes.]

[prototypical_dave]

[OH. The shades.]

You mean his shades? John whoman gave them to him. They keep his eyes safe from the sun.

[He takes off the pair that Dave transfigured for him and holds them out.] They're glasses.

[acattoofine]

[This is obviously a shocking revelation that should be treated with the utmost consideration.

So Blair experimentally bats at it before remembering she has fingers that can hold things now and touches the lens.]

Blair's never seen these before. She knows that who--hyu--peoples wear clear things on their eyes when they need to see better, but not to keep them from seeing the sun!

[Honestly why can't everyone just have excellent night vision and be colorblind.]

Does Sprite need to keep his eyes safe too?

[prototypical_dave]

Like John and Jade hyu--who-- fuck it. Dave's glasses help him see, too, because too much light hurts his eyes.

[He takes back his shades and puts them back on.]

No, Dave gave them to me to make me look more like him.

...He didn't want me to get upset if people got freaked out about my eyes. Sometimes, people get freaked out by his.

[acattoofine]

Booo~ but why? Sprite's eyes are pretty, Dave's eyes are pretty, they are colors Blair does not see very often!

[prototypical_dave]

[He blushes a little and pushes his shades up to settle them in his hair.] You mean you can't usually see them?

[acattoofine]

Nyooooo~ not like Blair sees them now! They're so...vivid! Blair sometimes mistakes huffpuffs for gryffins because they don't show up as brightly as slithers and ravens do!

And vice versa!

[Does she even know what that means? Probably not, but she heard it from Maka so it must be a smart thing to say.]

Won't Sprite keep the shades off for Blair?

[prototypical_dave]

[That's okay, it kind of makes sense to Sprite. Although he has no idea what you're talking about with all the random, made-up sounding words.]

[He blushes brighter when she coos at him like that.]

It...couldn't hurt, I guess. So long as Dave's not around.