SWIMMINGGEDDON.

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WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

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BY THE LAKE

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[You don't have to swim, you're more than welcome to watch Murdoc and various others make asses of themselves.]

IN THE LAKE

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[You and your buddies are horrible swimmers. Practise your butterfly stroke or you'll drown horribly.]

*~PRIVATE LESSONS~*

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[Oh senpai, teach me how to backstroke like the stars.

This is the place to tag Murdoc if you want his attention.]

MURDOC AND RHYS

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[So this is probably the worst idea he ever had, but it's earlier in the morning and Murdoc is here at the lake in his trunks ready to teach Rhys how to swim.

Far be it from him to let something like Rhys and his terrifying personality stop him from having a sense of superiority over him.



obvs this is private for Rhys.]

MURDOC AND BRO

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[The next day, in the prefect's bathroom. He's there. In his trunks. Regretting every choice he ever made for the millionth time.


Obvs private for Bro]

what is being on time to a log

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[Seeing as there are a large number of students here, so is Constance. She's in a fuschia one-piece, and she's got her eyes peeled for anyone who needs a hand staying away from the squid.

...or needs a hand keeping their hands to themselves.]