SWIMMINGGEDDON.

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WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

Comments

[doctorkishitani]

Wouldn't eating that many hot dogs make you sick? I've read that they often include some very questionable ingredients. But then again, if anyone could spend an entire day eating hot dogs on the upper east side of New York, I think it would be you and Odinson.

[He looks over at the snerking, emitting a quiet laugh in response.]

I didn't hallucinate. I just thought about things differently for the most part. In fact, at one point, I was fairly sure I'd reached enlightenment, but in retrospect, that probably wasn't the case.

And thank-you! I'm glad you feel that way.

[arrogantalloy]

Well, it was spaced out of a whole after noon. And no, not really. Shinra, the whole point of eating a hot dog is it's questionable ingredients.

Well, that's, uh. Kind of. Really disappointing for you. But you're right there, probably wasn't enlightenment.

[Tony grins at the thank you.]

Yeah, Shinra. Anytime.

[doctorkishitani]

[His eyes might be widening just a bit. Because he is very amazed right now.]
Really? That's even more impressive! Doing it over the space of an afternoon would have given you much less time to recover between hot dogs.

[He shrugs, smiling contentedly.]

Probably not. But I think that it was still an enjoyable experience, all things considered.

And you're very welcome!

[arrogantalloy]

Not really, we had to walk to each one, and Thor probably has a portal to another dimension in his throat.

Well, as long as you had fun.