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sortinghat_logs2012-06-09 07:10 am
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BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT
WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.
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apparently not, because here she was in what looked like something straight out of a Harry Potter movie set and no familiar markers in sight. if she were a less mature girl it would be enough to make her want to scream.
instead she simply crosses her arms and stares moodily up at the castle as if it were responsible for everything ill that had ever happened to her. she intends to set out and question the people on the ground rigorously, but for the moment she just wants to get her feet back under her.]
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WAVE WAVE WAVE WAVE ]
Hi Rose!
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Rose can feel the migraine building behind her eyes already, but she's grateful to see someone she knows and smiles just a little.]
Ah, I was wondering if any of my acquaintances had been unfortunate enough to tag along on this unexpected vacation. I imagine you're enjoying yourself quite a bit.
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[ And Rose is getting a hug for her troubles. ]
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[oof yes hello there Jade. Rose tenses up for a moment before returning the hug, albeit in a more subdued manner.]
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[ Rose hugs are nice!! :D If Jade had a tail, it would be wagging. ] We could explore, or go look at the magic brooms...do you think your needles count as magic wands?
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[the thought makes her smirk a little] I believe that a little exploration is in order. There's no need to leave an entire castle unnoticed, after all.
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[Don't mind the older guy coming to stand next to you, Rose. He's looking faintly amused before glancing up to the castle himself.]
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[sure, why not? it's not like today's been weird enough already.]
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Tho, what'sth you in a bad mood? I know broom cleaning for charity ith dull, but I didn't think it wath that bad.
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The problem is less with the upkeep of outdated cleaning products and more with the fact that less than five minutes ago I was standing on an entirely different planet.
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[He shakes his head.]
Well. Thucks to be you. [The tone of the apathetic disbeliever.]
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Daisy is looking particularly confused, stumbling out of the castle in a lovely cream and Peridot ensemble. The green pants are so bright it's like having a second sunlight sometimes, but hey. At least she's not Heliodor!
She covers her eyes and looks around. This is NOT the party she was just at...she doesn't even notice Rose until she makes a second scan. ]
That's strange.
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Rose isn't sure what to make of the sudden appearance of a doppelganger. the fact that she's dressed like she'd been abducted and tortured by a renegade band of circus freaks doesn't help matters, either.
a multitude of possibilities run through her mind, but until a better understanding of the situation can be reached she decides on stoic politeness.]
And yet it still doesn't even come close to the most bizarre occurrence I've been forced to wade through.
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[ AND THIS ROSE SMILES OH GOD look at that smile. Stoic politeness isn't her strong suit, probably because she doesn't have the memories for it. ]
I take it you were rudely kidnapped and forced her not of your own accord? [ Sigh. ] This is the second time this has happened.
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[OH EW WHAT IS THAT the sight of that expression on her face for no good reason (in her mind) causes the temperature of Rose's gaze to drop a few degrees as subtle disdain creeps in.]
We seem to be tied in the competition for most abductions, however. I suppose I'll have to ratchet up my efforts a notch or two, although given the fact I was unaware I had any fellow competitors until now the stumbling is forgivable.
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[ O-oh are we not...allowed to smile? Daisy will just. Stop doing that. Sorry Rose, she has a lot to learn about being herself. ]
I take it you didn't come from Three's Realm. I highly doubt you'd want to be in that particular competition, lest you end up somewhere horrible beyond mention.
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Rosie, Rosie! Oh my gosh the school is just smashing! I can't believe I get to come here in the fall!
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of all the inexplicable things that could possibly make this worse, a young girl who looks almost exactly like her mother zooming in out of nowhere and clamping onto her is probably right at the top.
she goes totally stiff at the contact, expression somewhere between horrified and bemused as she looks over at Roxy.]
While it warms my blackened heart to hear you so enthused about the oncoming start of your educational adventures, I'm afraid that you're gushing to the wrong person entirely.
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[And hey, is that your supposed ecto-brother jogging over wearing a snazzy set of Gryffindor robes? Sure is. Except in this universe, you're his twin sister bred from the between-the-sheets canoodling of Mom and Bro. You're welcome for the mental image.]
Can't say I've ever seen you in anything but robes, sis. What's up?
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meanwhile in Things That Are Actually Happening Land, Rose gives Dave a very amused glance as he draws up. she's got a fairly good idea of what the reason for his wardrobe is, but the idea of her Dave walking around like this and screaming IRONY IRONY I SWEAR!!1! is nothing short of hilarious.]
A crossdimensional kidnapping and forced vacation, I believe.
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[He crosses his arms and purses his lips a little at the amused expression. Which turns to a not so stoically-hidden look of confusion.]
Well shit. And here I was hoping I was one step closer to seeing you in an itsy-witsy teenie-weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
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ah yes, finally something good coming from this whole debacle. a new way to harass and harangue Dave, this time in multiverse flavor. Rose could get used to this.]
Lusting after glimpses of me in scantily-clad beachwear, are we? That's taking the sister complex a little further than you normally do, Strider.
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[Obvious sarcastic tone]
Oh yeah, you know me, choking the chicken every night just thinking of you in skimpy muggle clothes. It's a habit that's hard to break.
[pause]
No, but really, who are you and where's the real Rose.
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