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Non!Players ([personal profile] shnpc) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2012-06-09 07:10 am
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BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.
thorny: (彡 I will never forget)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-09 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rose Lalonde has come to expect many stupid things interrupting her in life, but being uprooted (again) and thrown into a completely different location wasn't one she'd immediately thought of. hadn't the Medium been enough of an upheaval?

apparently not, because here she was in what looked like something straight out of a Harry Potter movie set and no familiar markers in sight. if she were a less mature girl it would be enough to make her want to scream.

instead she simply crosses her arms and stares moodily up at the castle as if it were responsible for everything ill that had ever happened to her. she intends to set out and question the people on the ground rigorously, but for the moment she just wants to get her feet back under her.]
quarkylass: (❊ grinning | woof! whoops)

[personal profile] quarkylass 2012-06-09 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WAVE
WAVE WAVE WAVE WAVE ]


Hi Rose!
thorny: (彡 if it couldn't see)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-09 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[...all right, no familiar markers except one. but even that exception seems to be slightly altered - when the fuck did Jade acquire dog ears?

Rose can feel the migraine building behind her eyes already, but she's grateful to see someone she knows and smiles just a little.]


Ah, I was wondering if any of my acquaintances had been unfortunate enough to tag along on this unexpected vacation. I imagine you're enjoying yourself quite a bit.
quarkylass: (❊ proud | witches and seers [rose])

[personal profile] quarkylass 2012-06-09 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Aren't you? We're in a huge, magic castle!

[ And Rose is getting a hug for her troubles. ]
thorny: (彡 dedication to a new age)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-09 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a bit more preoccupied with the sudden change of setting, improvement on said environment notwithstanding.

[oof yes hello there Jade. Rose tenses up for a moment before returning the hug, albeit in a more subdued manner.]
quarkylass: (pic#3478917)

[personal profile] quarkylass 2012-06-09 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, no matter where you came from, this is going to be a really fun vacation!

[ Rose hugs are nice!! :D If Jade had a tail, it would be wagging. ] We could explore, or go look at the magic brooms...do you think your needles count as magic wands?
thorny: (彡 questioning every line someone said)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-09 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
If my assumptions are correct about the origins of this world then I do believe they'd be a little closer to cursed objects.

[the thought makes her smirk a little] I believe that a little exploration is in order. There's no need to leave an entire castle unnoticed, after all.

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polariity: (wizard II I just followed a trail of)

[personal profile] polariity 2012-06-09 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I think if you glare at it for twenty more minutesth, it might give you a lifetime thupply of candy.

[Don't mind the older guy coming to stand next to you, Rose. He's looking faintly amused before glancing up to the castle himself.]
thorny: (彡 neurotic thoughts)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-09 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so? What a pity. I was hoping it would whisper the secrets of the known universe gently in my ear instead.

[sure, why not? it's not like today's been weird enough already.]
polariity: (attention II They tried)

[personal profile] polariity 2012-06-09 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll want the Forbidden Foretht for that. Don't tell anyone I told you, however.

Tho, what'sth you in a bad mood? I know broom cleaning for charity ith dull, but I didn't think it wath that bad.
thorny: (彡 lost on the right way)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-09 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be certain to swear a binding oath of secrecy in blood later on today, never fear. [her mouth quirks down a little]

The problem is less with the upkeep of outdated cleaning products and more with the fact that less than five minutes ago I was standing on an entirely different planet.
polariity: (hood II I'll hit the bottom)

[personal profile] polariity 2012-06-09 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, cleaning, right....

[He shakes his head.]

Well. Thucks to be you. [The tone of the apathetic disbeliever.]
thorny: (彡 I've been pounding at the pavement)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Being backhanded by karma isn't exactly a new concept to me, but your obviously completely genuine sentiments are appreciated regardless. I'll be able to weather this storm of misfortune now thanks to those kind words.

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threadspinner: (let me go)

[personal profile] threadspinner 2012-06-09 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NO LEN DON'T BLAME ME I JUST HAD TO

Daisy is looking particularly confused, stumbling out of the castle in a lovely cream and Peridot ensemble. The green pants are so bright it's like having a second sunlight sometimes, but hey. At least she's not Heliodor!

She covers her eyes and looks around. This is NOT the party she was just at...she doesn't even notice Rose until she makes a second scan. ]


That's strange.
thorny: (彡 the night is oh so young)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-09 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[BLAMING YOU FOREVER AND EVER

Rose isn't sure what to make of the sudden appearance of a doppelganger. the fact that she's dressed like she'd been abducted and tortured by a renegade band of circus freaks doesn't help matters, either.

a multitude of possibilities run through her mind, but until a better understanding of the situation can be reached she decides on stoic politeness.]


And yet it still doesn't even come close to the most bizarre occurrence I've been forced to wade through.
threadspinner: (keep your feet on the ground)

[personal profile] threadspinner 2012-06-09 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish I could say it's the weirdest thing I've experienced, but I think others might well surpass this.

[ AND THIS ROSE SMILES OH GOD look at that smile. Stoic politeness isn't her strong suit, probably because she doesn't have the memories for it. ]

I take it you were rudely kidnapped and forced her not of your own accord? [ Sigh. ] This is the second time this has happened.
thorny: (彡 I was the ship who was too proud)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-09 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I certainly don't remember signing up to participate in a sweepstakes for the grand prize of an all expenses paid vacation to a magical castle, so I suppose that pandimensional kidnapping is once again the only logical conclusion to draw.

[OH EW WHAT IS THAT the sight of that expression on her face for no good reason (in her mind) causes the temperature of Rose's gaze to drop a few degrees as subtle disdain creeps in.]

We seem to be tied in the competition for most abductions, however. I suppose I'll have to ratchet up my efforts a notch or two, although given the fact I was unaware I had any fellow competitors until now the stumbling is forgivable.
threadspinner: (☼ coiled up on the dirty ground)

[personal profile] threadspinner 2012-06-09 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not so terrible. It seems that the natives separate themselves into teams, just like in Aather.

[ O-oh are we not...allowed to smile? Daisy will just. Stop doing that. Sorry Rose, she has a lot to learn about being herself. ]

I take it you didn't come from Three's Realm. I highly doubt you'd want to be in that particular competition, lest you end up somewhere horrible beyond mention.

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bev_rage: (YES | You don't seem to appreciate)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-06-10 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear, Rose might want to watch out. There's an excitable eleven year old with a striking resemblance to her drunken mother racing toward her and then latching onto her arm.]

Rosie, Rosie! Oh my gosh the school is just smashing! I can't believe I get to come here in the fall!
thorny: (彡 there was no way)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-10 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHY

of all the inexplicable things that could possibly make this worse, a young girl who looks almost exactly like her mother zooming in out of nowhere and clamping onto her is probably right at the top.

she goes totally stiff at the contact, expression somewhere between horrified and bemused as she looks over at Roxy.]


While it warms my blackened heart to hear you so enthused about the oncoming start of your educational adventures, I'm afraid that you're gushing to the wrong person entirely.
clockspinner: (Rose earbuds)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-06-10 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[It pretty much IS a Harry Potter movie set! You win a prize!]

[And hey, is that your supposed ecto-brother jogging over wearing a snazzy set of Gryffindor robes? Sure is. Except in this universe, you're his twin sister bred from the between-the-sheets canoodling of Mom and Bro. You're welcome for the mental image.]


Can't say I've ever seen you in anything but robes, sis. What's up?
thorny: (彡 away away away)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-10 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[that lovely bit of information would probably put Rose's expression somewhere in this area, thank you ever so.

meanwhile in Things That Are Actually Happening Land, Rose gives Dave a very amused glance as he draws up. she's got a fairly good idea of what the reason for his wardrobe is, but the idea of her Dave walking around like this and screaming IRONY IRONY I SWEAR!!1! is nothing short of hilarious.]


A crossdimensional kidnapping and forced vacation, I believe.
Edited (aw fuck you too html) 2012-06-10 14:35 (UTC)
clockspinner: (:P)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-06-10 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, that's what Dave thought too, and it's reality for him.]

[He crosses his arms and purses his lips a little at the amused expression. Which turns to a not so stoically-hidden look of confusion.]


Well shit. And here I was hoping I was one step closer to seeing you in an itsy-witsy teenie-weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
thorny: (彡 no matter how many nights)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-10 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[you poor, poor soul.

ah yes, finally something good coming from this whole debacle. a new way to harass and harangue Dave, this time in multiverse flavor. Rose could get used to this.]


Lusting after glimpses of me in scantily-clad beachwear, are we? That's taking the sister complex a little further than you normally do, Strider.
clockspinner: (]<)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-06-10 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[rude]

[Obvious sarcastic tone]

Oh yeah, you know me, choking the chicken every night just thinking of you in skimpy muggle clothes. It's a habit that's hard to break.

[pause]

No, but really, who are you and where's the real Rose.

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