BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

[shnpc]

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[polariity]

You'll want the Forbidden Foretht for that. Don't tell anyone I told you, however.

Tho, what'sth you in a bad mood? I know broom cleaning for charity ith dull, but I didn't think it wath that bad.

[thorny]

I'll be certain to swear a binding oath of secrecy in blood later on today, never fear. [her mouth quirks down a little]

The problem is less with the upkeep of outdated cleaning products and more with the fact that less than five minutes ago I was standing on an entirely different planet.

[polariity]

Heh, cleaning, right....

[He shakes his head.]

Well. Thucks to be you. [The tone of the apathetic disbeliever.]

[thorny]

Being backhanded by karma isn't exactly a new concept to me, but your obviously completely genuine sentiments are appreciated regardless. I'll be able to weather this storm of misfortune now thanks to those kind words.

[polariity]

I know, truly my heart ith jutht bursting with healing good nature.

Now come on. [He lightly smacks her shoulder.] Your day ith obviouthly bad, and I can't guarantee it'll get better, but at leatht you can go get thome food. The Great Hall hath that covered anyway.

[thorny]

[she tenses up at the touch, although it's difficult to tell unless you're looking for it. her expression is more than a little unamused, which probably makes up for that.]

The hospitality is appreciated, but I'm not quite certain what a repast would do besides eat away at my suddenly limitless time.

[polariity]

Do you have any better planth?

Maybe it'sth jutht me, but glaring up at the castle won't change anything.

[thorny]

I was ruminating on several different options, yes. [one of which involved dorking out because HARRY POTTER OMG and the other which involved smashing things] The stern walls of the castle merely offered a refreshing object to gaze upon whilst I strategized.

[polariity]

You can do that when you make thure your bathic thupplieth are covered. You want to learn the general thingth before you can do whatever mathter plan you have jutht waiting to be thought up. Tho, Great Hall where you can find teacherth and food.

Although I would appreciate if that plan didn't involve blowing roomth up. I'm not thure how right minded you are, to be frank.

[thorny]

No? And here I'd thought that I'd given quite a favorable first impression, sulky expression notwithstanding. [she raises an eyebrow teasingly]

I have a feeling that I'm not going to be allowed to make any decisions without this pit stop you're insisting on, so I suppose just this once I'll concede defeat for the time being. Lead on, if you'd be so kind.