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Non!Players ([personal profile] shnpc) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2012-06-09 07:10 am
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BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.
thorny: (彡 of places I don't know)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-10 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet not even a minute ago you expressed no qualms about brutally beating him in a championship bout for the coveted title. You really need to stop sending me conflicting messages; even a girl such as myself doesn't know what to do with them.
clockspinner: (that was the plan)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-06-10 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Well obviously it's not stabbing him in the back if I utterly thrash him in a rap battle. Stealing his sister from behind his back, however, is a low blow even for me. Besides, much as I'd like to sling you over the hindquarters of my shining white steed and ride off into the sunset with you as my prize, you're your own girl and I gotta respect that.
thorny: (彡 they are the special ones)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-10 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Decades of women's rights work and my own basic ability to function as an independent human being are incredibly grateful for this conclusion. You truly are a chivalrous knight without equal.
clockspinner: (slicked back smile)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-06-10 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[At that, he smirks and affects a thick Southern drawl that's only moderately better than most UK citizens' attempts at the same. He fake-tips a hat that he's not wearing.]

Well thank y'kindly. I done been raised right.
thorny: (彡 life goes on)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-06-10 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[god it's so awful that she can't help but play along, adding a little Southern belle to her own voice and curtsying nice as you please with her skirt]

I do declare, that seems to indeed be the case. My poor little heart is fluttering in my chest as we speak.