BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

[shnpc]

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[thorny]

They may have given you my face, but you're a poor study when it comes to acting roles. I suppose there's no one to blame but myself, as your existence hinges entirely on mine. My sincerest apologies that the next backhand from paradox space directed at my involved a supposedly sentient being.

[that disingenuous saccharine is disguising razors now as her words come out sharp and aiming for hurt. it's Rose's natural reaction to the being startled in a negative way, and considering the verbal slap that suicide statement was she's in no mood to curb it.

but there's no need to show weakness. not in front of this...thing. instead she smiles, forced and bright as can be.]

In fact, I'll bundle my words with a little penitent gift in the form of an answer to your question: it was a blast.

[threadspinner]

Perhaps being an amnesic will be good for you -- I can only assume that I'm from the future, since it hasn't yet occurred to you. I'm terribly sorry I've waylaid whatever plans you might have had set by for future days, but they'll just have to wait. Should I mention that you look positively stunning when you're pretending to be sacrificial for the sake of us all?

[ Dryly: ] I'm certain it was. Thank you, for your cunningly devised gift. I look forward to seeing it for myself, when the time comes. Until then, I think I'll enjoy having tangible friends.

[thorny]

Considering what I'm up against, looking dazzling wouldn't have been a difficult task even if I had given it no thought at all. [YOU ARE UGLY AND YOUR MOM DRESSES YOU FUNNY]

Of course it seems that even outside the realm of fashion the only one giving anything real thought is me, although this may simply be an activity beyond your limits and nothing more. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume something along those lines until given more concrete proof.

Perhaps we should move onto a topic that's a little less taxing for politeness' sake. Would you prefer to speak about how possessing only a flickering shadow of another person's memories to base your entire outlook on the world off of has caused you to latch onto anyone who will give you the time of day? I'm sure the insecurities beyond this clingy dependent nature are riveting.