Holiday Ghost Event: Road Less Traveled

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WHO: Everyone, affected and not
TONE: Not of this world
RATING: PG
WHEN: December 11th through 12th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
WHAT: Due to visiting holiday ghosts, some students and staff find themselves living as they would have if something in their lives did or didn't happen. An alternate version who could be better or worse off!
NOTE: This signals the event start. Use any posting format you want, and feel free to post about this as well on the journals!

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[mo_cara]

[Gamzee frowns and narrows his eyes.] You know I ain't down with BURNING HOLES IN MY PAN with that shit, it's motherfuckin' poison. Why you asking me that?

[innocent_insanity]

[Scoffs.] Bro, WHERE'D YOU GET OFF ON TELLING THAT BULLSHIT? You were just brewing up and breathing in some KILLER FUMES just last night.

[mo_cara]

[lets go of Kurloz's head, stepping back and baring his upper row of teeth, like a dog] Don't you be SPINNING THEM WEBS from your protein chute, and don't you be calling me A MOTHERFUCKIN' LIAR.

[innocent_insanity]

[Blinks with confusion and holds his hands up in surrender.] Bro, CHILL THE FUCK OUT. What crawled up your waste chute and DIED TODAY? First you're being ALL SORTS OF MOTHERFUCKING ENRAGED at a dead fella, then you go on about SOME BROTHER GETTING HIS PIPES WORKING when they've been working fine, and now you're getting all sorts of underwearing shit TWISTED UP AROUND YOUR BULGE about them RECREATIONAL SPORTS of yours'??

Seriously motherfucker, WHAT THE FUCK?

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee raises the bat, holding it threateningly against his shoulder, eyes narrowed, and growls] Have you gone MOTHERFUCKIN' SHITHIVE MAGG-

[Then stops, cocks his head to one side, because his cousin is usually pretty straightforward and even keel, comparatively, and he's talking, which is all kinds of fucked up and weird. More fucking up than being told he does drugs or something.]

Some weird shit is going down.

[innocent_insanity]

[Eyes flick at the bat before lazily shrugging.]

You think?

[mo_cara]

You ain't supposed to be squawking words out your chute. [He lifts his hands, and signs gracefully] You're supposed to talk like this.

On account of them spells. [adds verbally] Did you get fixed?

[innocent_insanity]

[Stares bemusedly as Gamzee signs at him, mildly surprised the usually stoned boy is capable of it.]

Whazzat mean, bro? I did't know you could do that finger wiggling comunication... [frown] And what you gabbing about motherfucker? I sure as hell didn't need no fixing.

[mo_cara]

Yeah, you were the one what taught me. [staring at Kurloz with narrowed eyes] You telling me you ain't never been no mute?

[innocent_insanity]

[Raises his brows and gives Gamzee a 'duh' look.]

Does a motherfucker sound mute to you, bro?

[mo_cara]

[Okay, that'll trigger a honking kind of snigger.] Yeah, some weird shit is definitely going down. Just hard to figure what/i> - it ain't making no kind of sense that you think I'd be fucking with my pan with all them poisons and shit.

[innocent_insanity]

[Snorts and shakes his head.]

Bro, last I checked you were busy starting up some FUCKING WICKED AS varieties of that shit for a party tonight. Now you're saying I'm meant to be mute?

[Glances around the castle while rubbing the back of his neck.]

It's probably the castle kicking up some RANDOM MOTHERFUCKING DOODAHS again.

[mo_cara]

Yeah, 'cause you done some magic WHAT HURT YOUR BABY GIRL. And then you didn't want to be speechifying no more. [cocks his head to one side as a thought hits him] You think there might be other motherfuckers running around with our faces? One for you and one for me?

[innocent_insanity]

[Frowns, scratching the back of his head and very obviously confused.]

What baby girl are you talking about bro?

[Glances around as if expecting their doppelgängers to pop up or something.]

Isn't there supposed to be some sorta motherfucking rule against that shit? Unless our whole lives have been some FUCKING SICK JOKE with two MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES what gone and kept on drinking polyjuice?

[mo_cara]

You know, YOUR KITTY CAT CHICA. [then snorts, and shrugs] Nah, it's like, you know, in them fictions of science movies, AUs. Like if Hilter won and shit.

[innocent_insanity]

Motherfucker, I ain't into none of that BESTIALITY SHIT. [Grimaces.]

So... in YOUR UNIVERSE a fucker's mute and shit thanks to a CAT? [Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares.] ............ You sure you're not TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT?

[mo_cara]

Not a REAL LIFE cat, bro. [sniggers] Your baby girl, her name is Meulin. I ain't never met her, though.

[innocent_insanity]

[Blank face.] Never heard of her.

So you're saying this here motherfucker up and GOT A HURT ON ON HIS GIRL? The fuck...

[mo_cara]

Yeah, like there was some crazy motherfuckin' dream accident, and when you done woke up, she was all fucked up, and then later you were all up and chewing out your own tongue and shit. Pretty bad-ass.

[innocent_insanity]

{Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares.]

Sounds pretty fucked up to me.

[mo_cara]

That, too. [grins. creepily.]

[innocent_insanity]

[Shrugs, brushing off the creepy grin because that's just his cousin.]

So you think we should be getting some QUESTIONING DONE with the fucking PROFESSORS FOR SOME HELPING to get this shit sorted?

[mo_cara]

Yeah, I guess. [shrugs, not terribly concerned about the whole thing now] I'm kinda hungry, though.

[innocent_insanity]

Now that you mention it, fuck, pancakes would be the bitchtits right now. [Licks lips, grinning and turning in the direction of the Great Hall.]

[mo_cara]

[slinging an arm around his cousin's shoulders and swinging his cricket back idly by his side as they walk] I wonder if anyone else is all different and un-fucked up?