Holiday Ghost Event: Road Less Traveled

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone, affected and not
TONE: Not of this world
RATING: PG
WHEN: December 11th through 12th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
WHAT: Due to visiting holiday ghosts, some students and staff find themselves living as they would have if something in their lives did or didn't happen. An alternate version who could be better or worse off!
NOTE: This signals the event start. Use any posting format you want, and feel free to post about this as well on the journals!

Comments

[mo_cara]

Huh. [pauses, looking thoughtful, and then smiles suddenly, something smaller and a little more subtle than his usual grins] Cool.

[innocent_insanity]

Yeah, you fuckers are pretty tight. [Nods decisively, noting the Great Hall doors appearing around the bend.]

[mo_cara]

Yeah, we ain't like that where I'm from. Ain't tight with nobody 'cept you, I guess. [And they can saunter into the Great Hall and grab some breakfast, before they sit at the Slytherin table. Gamzee's looking around, clearly surprised by where some people are sitting, and with who.]

[innocent_insanity]

Eh, at least you still got me then. [Looks around curiously at the students mixed around as he sits, getting several pancakes onto his plate and drenching them in syrup and butter.] Looks like we're not the only fuckers out of sorts here. The fuck is Everdeen doing out of Slytherin?

[mo_cara]

[glances over at her, shrugging] Maybe she's all being less of a bitch here. [grins, reaching over to swipe his fingers through Kurloz's syrup, and licking the maple sticky sweetness happily from the digits]

[innocent_insanity]

[Glances around the room and rolls his eyes when he notices Gamzee taking his syrup.]

RUDE, get your own FUCKING SWEET SHIT. [Smiles a bit to show he's only teasing, digging into his breakfast.]

[mo_cara]

What's mine is yours and vice fuckin' verses~ [sing songs merrily, though he snags himself a big sticky bun and sits back, propping his big feet up on the table and sprawling across the bench to pick apart the pastry and eat it in little bits]

[innocent_insanity]

[Rolls eyes and keeps eating, shoving Gamzee's feet off the table with his elbow.]

Didn't anyone teach you ANY FUCKING MANNERS? [Snickers, nomming still.]

[mo_cara]

That's for them what deserves it. [nonchalantly, poking Kurloz's thigh with his toe in retaliation] You got to EARN RESPECT, motherfucker. [He grins, then, lazily.]

[innocent_insanity]

[Pokes Gamzee in the side with a syrup-sticky finger.]

I can still wrestle you to the FUCKING GROUND BITCH, don't you go throwing the respect deserving card on ME.

[mo_cara]

[His grin grows teeth.] Come and TRY IT, cont gwirion. [after all, a little friendly fighting is always fun and bracing]

[innocent_insanity]

[Stares and then finally grins just a bit viciously.]

You trying for a MOTHERFUCKING THROW DOWN?

[mo_cara]

If you got the BALLS FOR IT, motherfucker! [grins] And you ain't minding looking up at me WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND.

[innocent_insanity]

All right, THAT'S FUCKING IT!

... But breakfast first.

[Picks up pancake and slaps the syrupy thing right on Gamzee's face.]

[mo_cara]

[There's a brief look of astonishment, and then Gamzee is grinning, pulling sticky pancake from his face, and lunging at Kurloz all in one move. He fully intends to wipe that syrup off using his cousin's robes - it's only fair, after all.]

[innocent_insanity]

[Kurloz does what any sane person would do - he scrambles to his feet and runs over the other side of the table while laughing like a loon.]

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee vaults the table to get after him, honking madly, and proceeds to chase his cousin around the Great Hall!]

[innocent_insanity]

[Kurloz keeps running about, going so far as to run on the tables before slipping on an errant spill of syrup and landing on his back over several students' breakfasts!]

[mo_cara]

[Haha! Gamzee leaps atop the table, straddles his cousin's chest, and proceeds to wipe syrup all over the other boy, laughing the entire time, before a teacher finally levitates him off Kurloz with a startled-]

MOTHERFUCKER!

[Uh-oh, someone's in trouble~]

[innocent_insanity]

[Kurloz splutters loudly as syrup is applied to him before blinking with surprise at the floating Gamzee. Then he spots the teacher levitating his cousin.]

... Oh shit.

[mo_cara]

[Yeah, a couple of sly motherfuckers are getting their asses assigned some detention, and banned from eating in the Great Hall for the next few days. Good job, guys.]