Holiday Ghost Event: Road Less Traveled

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WHO: Everyone, affected and not
TONE: Not of this world
RATING: PG
WHEN: December 11th through 12th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
WHAT: Due to visiting holiday ghosts, some students and staff find themselves living as they would have if something in their lives did or didn't happen. An alternate version who could be better or worse off!
NOTE: This signals the event start. Use any posting format you want, and feel free to post about this as well on the journals!

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[innocent_insanity]

[Raises his brows and gives Gamzee a 'duh' look.]

Does a motherfucker sound mute to you, bro?

[mo_cara]

[Okay, that'll trigger a honking kind of snigger.] Yeah, some weird shit is definitely going down. Just hard to figure what/i> - it ain't making no kind of sense that you think I'd be fucking with my pan with all them poisons and shit.

[innocent_insanity]

[Snorts and shakes his head.]

Bro, last I checked you were busy starting up some FUCKING WICKED AS varieties of that shit for a party tonight. Now you're saying I'm meant to be mute?

[Glances around the castle while rubbing the back of his neck.]

It's probably the castle kicking up some RANDOM MOTHERFUCKING DOODAHS again.

[mo_cara]

Yeah, 'cause you done some magic WHAT HURT YOUR BABY GIRL. And then you didn't want to be speechifying no more. [cocks his head to one side as a thought hits him] You think there might be other motherfuckers running around with our faces? One for you and one for me?

[innocent_insanity]

[Frowns, scratching the back of his head and very obviously confused.]

What baby girl are you talking about bro?

[Glances around as if expecting their doppelgängers to pop up or something.]

Isn't there supposed to be some sorta motherfucking rule against that shit? Unless our whole lives have been some FUCKING SICK JOKE with two MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES what gone and kept on drinking polyjuice?

[mo_cara]

You know, YOUR KITTY CAT CHICA. [then snorts, and shrugs] Nah, it's like, you know, in them fictions of science movies, AUs. Like if Hilter won and shit.

[innocent_insanity]

Motherfucker, I ain't into none of that BESTIALITY SHIT. [Grimaces.]

So... in YOUR UNIVERSE a fucker's mute and shit thanks to a CAT? [Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares.] ............ You sure you're not TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT?

[mo_cara]

Not a REAL LIFE cat, bro. [sniggers] Your baby girl, her name is Meulin. I ain't never met her, though.

[innocent_insanity]

[Blank face.] Never heard of her.

So you're saying this here motherfucker up and GOT A HURT ON ON HIS GIRL? The fuck...

[mo_cara]

Yeah, like there was some crazy motherfuckin' dream accident, and when you done woke up, she was all fucked up, and then later you were all up and chewing out your own tongue and shit. Pretty bad-ass.

[innocent_insanity]

{Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares.]

Sounds pretty fucked up to me.

[mo_cara]

That, too. [grins. creepily.]

[innocent_insanity]

[Shrugs, brushing off the creepy grin because that's just his cousin.]

So you think we should be getting some QUESTIONING DONE with the fucking PROFESSORS FOR SOME HELPING to get this shit sorted?

[mo_cara]

Yeah, I guess. [shrugs, not terribly concerned about the whole thing now] I'm kinda hungry, though.

[innocent_insanity]

Now that you mention it, fuck, pancakes would be the bitchtits right now. [Licks lips, grinning and turning in the direction of the Great Hall.]

[mo_cara]

[slinging an arm around his cousin's shoulders and swinging his cricket back idly by his side as they walk] I wonder if anyone else is all different and un-fucked up?

[innocent_insanity]

[Easily puts arm around Gamzee's waist, shrugging.] Or more fucked up? Who knows, bro, who knows... Seen anyone else what got their wires crossed wrong?

[mo_cara]

[shrugs] I was talking at Vantas, and he seemed to think he was knowing me better than I remember.

[innocent_insanity]

Aren't you fuckers like best of friends or some shit like that?

[mo_cara]

[glances at him] That's what he said, but I ain't remembering no shit like that. I mean, he's got it going on, for damn sure, but he ain't never given me much the time of day.

[innocent_insanity]

Motherfucker, if you two were any closer you'd be fucking each other. Daily. [Completely serious.]

[mo_cara]

[looks dubious] He didn't look too ready to fuck me, he was just doing that shouty thing he does, where all them nonsense words go skitter-scattering out his chute. That was still pretty weird, though, 'cause normally that motherfucker be lookin' scared my direction mostly.

[innocent_insanity]

[Snickers.] I didn't mean you two fuckers are IN LOVE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, just awful close.

[mo_cara]

Huh. [pauses, looking thoughtful, and then smiles suddenly, something smaller and a little more subtle than his usual grins] Cool.

[innocent_insanity]

Yeah, you fuckers are pretty tight. [Nods decisively, noting the Great Hall doors appearing around the bend.]