wwistful: (hello i am here and my shirt fell open)
Murdoc Marlin Ampora (Orphaner Dualscar) ([personal profile] wwistful) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2012-09-07 03:49 pm

SWIMMINGGEDDON.

WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]


arachnoble: (well you see)

[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-11-05 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a lot of thrill junkies in the staff, apparently.]

Back-up can make a life or death difference, if the others aren't skilled enough.

[Sybille would know all about that. She, luckily, had the skill to save her ass, but she had seen and heard of others meeting even worse fates.]
thegluethatbinds: Made by: unknown (As I was saying)

[personal profile] thegluethatbinds 2012-11-11 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[They should do some extreme wizarding sports some day. Or battle a dragon or two. All in a day's work.]

I wasn't really the guy you went to for a life or death situation, but you're right about the importance of a good support system. I'm not sure how it's handled here but back in the States we had a pretty good set-up for it.