SWIMMINGGEDDON.

[wwistful]

WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

Comments

[wwistful]

A lot of people are younger than him.

[givesyouaboner]

True, but I'm specifically talking about adults. Once you hit a certain age, it has no bearing on your height.

[wwistful]

I suppose so. We're all dwarfed under that oaf of a potions teacher, in any case.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh. Yeah. He's like freakishly tall.

[wwistful]

He is, it's bloody ridiculous. S'probably part giant, too.

[givesyouaboner]

Is that biologically possible?

[wwistful]

It unfortunately and most certainly is.