SWIMMINGGEDDON.

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WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

Comments

[taleweaving]

[She'll just start trying to coax him into the water, holding one of his hands as she leads the way in careful, slow steps]

Well he's only floating so far, from what I've seen. You could catch up easily if you wanted to.

[selfhatred]

[You'll have to forgive him if he acts a little like a cat when faced with a full body of water. Karkat kind of tugs at the hand holding his, knowing half heartedly that he's probably not going to get out of this.]

If I wanted to. There's a keyword in there, Aranea, and the first two guesses don't count.