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sortinghat_logs2012-09-07 03:49 pm
wwistful) wrote in sortinghat_logs2012-09-07 03:49 pm
Entry tags:
- arthur kirkland,
- bro strider,
- dirk strider,
- equius zahhak,
- eridan ampora,
- eriq slepner,
- gamzee makara,
- greg lestrade,
- herbert west,
- karkat vantas,
- marshall lee,
- maxim jaeger,
- murdoc ampora (dualscar),
- nepeta leijon,
- philip coulson,
- rhys rydderch,
- salvador vantas,
- shinra kishitani,
- sybille materis,
- tony stark,
- vashti middens
SWIMMINGGEDDON.
WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE: The Lake.
WHAT: After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing
[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE: The Lake.
WHAT: After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing
[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]
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You might not have anything against flailing limbs and panicked squeals. But you know, I have a real problem with it. I have a thing about being deaf and bruised.
Besides, I'm more of a relaxed floating kind of guy in water. And because of that, getting dunked. Really not a relaxing kind of thing.
[No matter what people may thing about Tony, like or loathe. He knows most of these kids would dunk their girlfriends for a good natured laugh.]