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sortinghat_logs2012-09-07 03:49 pm
wwistful) wrote in sortinghat_logs2012-09-07 03:49 pm
Entry tags:
- arthur kirkland,
- bro strider,
- dirk strider,
- equius zahhak,
- eridan ampora,
- eriq slepner,
- gamzee makara,
- greg lestrade,
- herbert west,
- karkat vantas,
- marshall lee,
- maxim jaeger,
- murdoc ampora (dualscar),
- nepeta leijon,
- philip coulson,
- rhys rydderch,
- salvador vantas,
- shinra kishitani,
- sybille materis,
- tony stark,
- vashti middens
SWIMMINGGEDDON.
WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE: The Lake.
WHAT: After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing
[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE: The Lake.
WHAT: After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing
[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]
no subject
[He rubs his temple and scowls]
God, even for a muggle-born you're--
[Wait. Nope. N o p e. Arthur turns red, and immediately walks away]
no subject
[Feelings, what feelings? No feelings. Nope.
...except sort of.]
I guess I should know better. Danger's everywhere and the professors tend to protect us. I shouldn't be scared of a squid.
[He also shouldn't be talking to anyone, Arthur's walking away. But it is more to himself...because that whole muggle-born distinction did sting a bit.]