SWIMMINGGEDDON.

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WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

Comments

[selfhatred]

[Karkat kind of splutters for a moment before regaining his composure, lips tugging downwards in disgust.]

What the Hell are you even talking about? By "going" I mean I'm absconding the fuck out of here! What the fuck did you think I meant?

[strongjumps]

So you are going to leave the lake entirely. I thought you meant that you were going to go swimming now, before I can get into the water.

[ He smirks, breaking the momentary silence with a bit of a chuckle. ]

It is good to know that you are as cowardly as ever.

[selfhatred]

[Nope. Not putting up with this. He sneers as he crosses his arms over his chest.]

I bet you were hoping I'd be doing some kind of water sports in the lake, weren't you? I guess that kind of kink makes sense for someone who sweats a lot.