SWIMMINGGEDDON.

[wwistful]

WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

Comments

[arachnoble]

[It's in her nature.]

I can see that. The likeness is rather astounding.

[Too late, she saw it.]

Do you fancy Aranea?

[eighttimeshandy]

[GROAN]

Please, professor, not you too. Can't I just admire her aesthetic qualities as an artist?

[arachnoble]

[HEHEHEHEHEHEHE]

I ask only because it seems different from your usual work, Slepner.

[eighttimeshandy]

Maybe I just wanted to try experimenting a little. You know, branch out a bit? [he says snidely]

[arachnoble]

I'm sure all experiments are done while the subject is totally unawares, then. [Your attitude has no effect on her.]

[eighttimeshandy]

[bluhbluh go away]

In a control group, yes, this typically is so.

[arachnoble]

[no never]

But art isn't science, as much as you probably hope it is. Why don't you go ask for models? I'm sure there are plenty of people who wouldn't be disturbed by the request.