SWIMMINGGEDDON.

[wwistful]

WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

Comments

[wwhatevver]

[Alright, he's sitting up again.]

... You do hawe a point. As much as I'd like to just lay around and not do anythin' right now, that sounds like somethin' I can do.

[nomorals]

[She stands, stretching her arms behind her back in a swing.]

It'll probably stick together better than a sand castle would anyway.

[wwhatevver]

[He slowly stands up, still plainly hurting as he stretches. Bad idea, boy. Bad... idea.]

Probably, or go straight to mud which'll be even worst to work with than wet sand. We don't hawe much to do right now though, so it wouldn't be too bad of a loss.

[nomorals]

Well we could always use some kind of spell to make the dirt hard or something. At least we're in school and we can use magic.

[wwhatevver]

[...

Slowly smacks hand over face.]

How did I just forget that... [Slowly he lowers it off his face.] It's... been a long day.

[nomorals]

[She just giggles.]

It's easy to forget about when we've spent three months not using it. [She raises her eyebrow] I'm not sure if the trace is still on me since I'm a vampire now. I wasn't game enough to try.

[wwhatevver]

[Yep just. Running his hands through his hair. Sigh.]

Yeah... Really is. And I certainly understand why you wouldn't think of tryin' though, wouldn't want anymore attention drawn to you, right?

[nomorals]

Nah. It's bad enough I told the ministry when I went to file a complaint against Ash. [She scoffs a little.] I left before they could force me to register as a vampire. Like I was going to let them keep tabs on me.

[wwhatevver]

[Shudder.] Eugh. I know why they do this shit, but it's real unnerwin' when you think about it.

[nomorals]

Seriously. Why do they feel the need to keep tabs on people? I mean, according to them I'm not even a person anymore.

[wwhatevver]

Probably on account of you stayin' around normal witches an' wizards. In all essence it's fuckin' stupid.

[nomorals]

Well it's not like we're all bad news.

[wwhatevver]

Exactly. Fuckin' throwin' eweryone together like they're all bad. Oh, sure, there's one or two that're actually bad, but really? A lot of the precautions they do are sorta unnecessary to be honest.

[nomorals]

[She raises her arms to cross them behind her head, careful of exposing her skin to sunlight.]

They should be hunting down Ash rather than worrying about what damage I could get up to.

[wwhatevver]

[Huff.]

Shit, I'd gladly hunt him down.

[nomorals]

[Scoff.]

He's like twice your size, not to mention about ten times our age.

[wwhatevver]

[He grows quiet for a moment, then looks back at her with a smirk. God he looks dumb with that black eye.]

I can take him.

[nomorals]

[She doesn't mean to dampen his spirits. Really, it's kinda sweet, but she also doesn't want him rushing off to his death.]

No offense, Eridan, but Ash is over 500 years old and has all the strength that goes with it, plus you just lost a fight to a girl. He kept me compelled for weeks. Just imagine what he could do to you.

[wwhatevver]

[He stops and scratches the back of his head. He actually didn't have a clue to how strong he really was, but was quickly clued in. ]

Well, yeah I'm not obwiously goin' to go after him at this point an' time. I know when I'we met my match, and I know for a fact that's way ower what I can take.

I was just tryin' to make you laugh.

[nomorals]

[She gives a small sigh of relief when he says that, giving him a small smile, brushing some hair from her eyes.]

Thanks. I mean I'd drag your ass back here anyway but...thanks.