SWIMMINGGEDDON.

[wwistful]

WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

Comments

what is being on time to a log

[quasistellar]

[Seeing as there are a large number of students here, so is Constance. She's in a fuschia one-piece, and she's got her eyes peeled for anyone who needs a hand staying away from the squid.

...or needs a hand keeping their hands to themselves.]

[wwistful]

[Wow. Murdoc feels super awkward after the holidays. Still isn't going to stop him from approaching.]

Afternoon.

[quasistellar]

Good afternoon. You've gotten quite the large turnout, I see.

[Her own tone is cordial enough, but it's still awkward.]

[wwistful]

Indeed. It was unexpected, though a good deal of them seem to be here to fool around and not to learn.