SWIMMINGGEDDON.

[wwistful]

WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

Comments

[thegluethatbinds]

It's no problem, but I would really advise proper medical attention from a Healer.

Did you get into a fight?

[wwhatevver]

Yeah, I'm not just gonna leawe this untouched. I'll head ower or somethin' soon, I just wanted to check in with my father. I promised him I was gonna end up attendin', and I figure he'd want to know where I am. [He rubs his temple, being careful of his eye.]

Astute obserwation, ewen though it's sort of obwious.

[thegluethatbinds]

I don't think your father would like seeing his son in this state though. Do you want me to vouch for your attendance?

I'd rather not jump to such a serious assumption without first determining the facts. Who did you end up in a fight with and why?