Murdoc Marlin Ampora (Orphaner Dualscar) (
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sortinghat_logs2012-09-07 03:49 pm
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Entry tags:
- arthur kirkland,
- bro strider,
- dirk strider,
- equius zahhak,
- eridan ampora,
- eriq slepner,
- gamzee makara,
- greg lestrade,
- herbert west,
- karkat vantas,
- marshall lee,
- maxim jaeger,
- murdoc ampora (dualscar),
- nepeta leijon,
- philip coulson,
- rhys rydderch,
- salvador vantas,
- shinra kishitani,
- sybille materis,
- tony stark,
- vashti middens
SWIMMINGGEDDON.
WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE: The Lake.
WHAT: After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing
[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE: The Lake.
WHAT: After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing
[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]
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See, you just have to look at the positives at times! [Laugh] Well he's always been like that. I don't think I've ever seen him smile.
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I've been trained to be cautious with optimism. [Smirk.] I wouldn't be terribly plucky if I were him.
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Is that something all Auror's are trained in or a special skill? [Chuckle] I suppose it would help if we didn't have so many troublemakers in such a small space.
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Most Aurors tend to end up that way, at least. Perhaps I'm just glorifyin' the past, but I'm quite certain I wouldn't have gotten away with the behaviour we let slip these days.
[He's pretty sure he never groped his teacher, anyway.]
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Perhaps our generation is just more daring in attempting the things that they do. Not that that is a good thing though.
[Come here Muds and join her club of people who got groped by Maxim]
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wow I lost this tag