SWIMMINGGEDDON.

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WHO: Murdoc Donoghue and YOU
TONE: Fun, WHIMSICAL, horrifying
RATING: PG-13 and onward
WHEN: September 7th
WHERE:  The Lake.
WHAT:  After this Murdoc realised the children (and staff) of Hogwarts were in dire need of swimming lessons.
STATUS: Ongoing

[GATHER AROUND CHILDREN it's a warm summer day and the lake is perfect for diving into your sudden but inevitable deaths. You should all be dressed in your swimming trunks (which you clearly have don't even lie) because Murdoc sure is. He's determined to conduct this in the best manner he can, though he wasn't quite expecting the turn out to be so large. People who can swim are welcome to become his assistants because he could probably use the help.]

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

[....oh. Well. He'll just... stand here looking like a kicked puppy then. It's okay. No big deal.]

[di_intraining]

[He can nearly feel that puppy dog look boring into the back of his skull, but Greg Lestrade is a man who sticks to the decisions he's made.

Doesn't make him feel any better though.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[He doesn't know what to do with himself, Greg! He was all excited to see you, and you just ignored him! You broke his heart! So he'll just plop down onto the ground and continue to stare pitifully at the back of Greg's head.]

[di_intraining]

[Damn, endurance crumbling. But just as he's about to change his mind, he spots a familiar set of pigtails that reminds him exactly why he needs the time. The way things are now, he might just lose his temper again. Maxim's stance on relationships opened a few old wounds too close to his heart, and he was going to need a little bit more time before he's ready to face his friend again.

So he takes a deep breath and dives.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Oh. Well. Then he'll just lie here on the grass. Pathetically. Mournfully.]

[Until something distracts him. But for now]

[So sad]