Party for the USA

[brothor]

Who: ANYONE 
Tone: SURPRISE PARTY
Rating: PG-13 f
When: America day (July 4th)
Where: Odinson manor, Wales (idek guys)
What: Thor is throwing Steve a SURPRISE PARTY and EVERYONE IS INVITED
Status: Ongoing

[FINALLY! The dawn America day! Steve would soon arrive expecting nothing more than a sleepover. HOW WRONG HE WAS! Thor has set up a nice little shindig here and his parents were kind enough to leave the kids for some totally cool unsupervised party time.

The Odinson house is quite large and filled with quite a few curious wizarding quirks, so this time the halfbloods will be the ones getting culture shocked.]

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

[Raises brow, smiling still.[

I'm sorry, should I be taking you into a random empty room here and making my apologies more intimately?

[rule_britannia]

Oh my, is that a genuine proposition..?

[He leans closer, smirking]

Or are you just toying with my feelings again?

[greenmoonrising]

[Bats lashes at.]

You wound me, suggesting that I could do such a thing.

[rule_britannia]

How about you do something to back your words up, Banner? You talk a big game, but can you play it?

[greenmoonrising]

[Challenge accepted, gay chicken is on - Steps right into Arthur's personal space until they're practically chest-to-chest, smiling sweetly.]

I think, Mr. Kirkland, that you might be out of your league here.

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur flushes brightly, but doesn't move, and after a moment responds with a sweet, but almost predatory smile of his own. Party? What party? He lifts a hand and touches the tip of his index finger to Bruce's chin]

Oh, Bruce... you have no idea what you're dealing with.

[greenmoonrising]

[Nup, he's dealt with worse off Tony. Smirks and dips his head so the finger is now touching his lower lip.]

I'm a Ravenclaw - we always know what we're dealing with.

[rule_britannia]

Still talking that big game, Banner.

[He smirks, and leans forwards just an inch]

Blame yourselves for inviting this threadjack

[arrogantalloy]

[As Tony wandered the party, his annoyingly non-alcoholic drink in hand. He noticed Bruce talking to the blonde. Tony didn't know who he was, he didn't really care either. He just knew that he was practically trying to combine himself with his best friend.

It's not that Bruce wasn't allowed to hit on whomever he liked. But Tony didn't want him hitting on anyone he didn't know.

Without wasting any time, Tony slid up behind the other boy draping an arm over the front of his chest and grinning slyly at Bruce]

Bruce, if you want them to be all yours. You gotta do it like this.

[Tony blows playfully against the scruffy haired boys ear.]

jkflhjlkf bad Tony

[rule_britannia]

[The instant he's touched Arthur tenses up, and had he been a cat his hair would have been standing on end. His eyes go wide and without a moment of thought he drives his elbow back sharply towards the stranger's stomach, hissing venomously]

Don't touch me.

[greenmoonrising]

[Just stares at the two with both eyes wide open, jaw going slack. NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHO TO COMFORT HERE?]

[arrogantalloy]

[Not at all expecting a reaction like that. Tony drops his drink and stumbles back letting out a loud gasp of air. Clutching his stomach with one hand. He can't help but smirk at the hissing Brit. Then looks at Bruce.]

Wow, you know how to pick them...

[He turns his gaze back to the other, in his mind the reaction only meant one thing.]

I will not be surprised if you're one of Slytherin's beaters.

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur looks a bit stunned at himself for reaction like that, but he quickly moves out of Tony's reach, scowling at him]

I'm not on the team. Who the bloody hell do you think you are?

[greenmoonrising]

[Bruce doesn't quite get it but just on autopilot goes:]

Tony, this is Arthur, Arthur, this is Tony...

[arrogantalloy]

[As he's introduces, Tony straightens up. And chooses to look smug]

Tony Stark, millionaire genius heir to Stark Industries.

As Arthur never denied being a part of Slythern, Tony knew to play the important person card. Wondering if it will cause Arthur to try and get into his good graces.]

What about you Artie? What do we think we are?

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur just snorts, and waves a hand dismissively]

Never heard of you.

[Then, his eyes narrow faintly, and he scowls again]

'Artie'? So I can add 'presumptuous' to your list of character faults, then. My name is Arthur Kirkland, I don't expect you to have heard of me and quite frankly I couldn't give a damn one way or the other.

[greenmoonrising]

[Groans and steps between them, nudging them away from each other gently but firmly.]

Boys, settle down, we're at a party and there's no need for this hostility.

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony puts his hands up, and gives an innocent look]

Who's being uncharacteristically hostile here? Not me, I'm a cucumber here. And well really, what else can you expect from a snake but mindless hissing.

[Tony shrugged. Tony was used to people not knowing his fathers American company (Didn't mean he wasn't going to mention it), and being called presumptuous was still better than what he was normally used against him. He was wearing an expression of well practised apathy.]

You have horrible taste, by the way.

[He mumbles loud enough for Bruce to hear]

[rule_britannia]

And what would you know about what is characteristic of me?

[Arthur bristles, fists clenched by his sides. 'Presumptuous' was only one of the steadily lengthening list of insults he had in mind and the only thing keeping him from using them was Bruce's presence]

You don't know a damn thing about me, you stuck up, arrogant piece of--

[greenmoonrising]

[He doesn't care if it's Arthur, Bruce quickly smacks his hand over the Brit's mouth and shoots Tony a 'look', clearly not quite understanding what he meant by 'taste'.]

I think you both need to take a breath before you start a fight with each other.

[arrogantalloy]

[He can't stop himself from looking beyond amused at Bruce's hand covering Arthur's mouth. But he puts his hand in his pockets and shrugs.]

I'm not starting anything. I just came over to say 'hi'.

[He glances away from the to show his disinterest. As far as he's concerned, everything he says is true.]

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur shuts up, and after a moment or two lifts his hand to grip Bruce's wrist, pulling it down]

... I'm fine, Bruce.

[greenmoonrising]

[Slowly lowers his hand, not pulling it out of Arthur's grip and sighing.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony doesn't turn back to face them, but he tilts his head slightly as he looks at Bruce still being in Arthur's clutches. And shifts his weight in irritation]

[rule_britannia]

[With his temper thoroughly diffused, Arthur glances over at Bruce, releasing the loose grip he'd had on his wrist though not before offering a light squeeze by way of a silent apology]

I'll leave you with your.. friend.. shall I?