Party for the USA

[brothor]

Who: ANYONE 
Tone: SURPRISE PARTY
Rating: PG-13 f
When: America day (July 4th)
Where: Odinson manor, Wales (idek guys)
What: Thor is throwing Steve a SURPRISE PARTY and EVERYONE IS INVITED
Status: Ongoing

[FINALLY! The dawn America day! Steve would soon arrive expecting nothing more than a sleepover. HOW WRONG HE WAS! Thor has set up a nice little shindig here and his parents were kind enough to leave the kids for some totally cool unsupervised party time.

The Odinson house is quite large and filled with quite a few curious wizarding quirks, so this time the halfbloods will be the ones getting culture shocked.]

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

[He doesn't care if it's Arthur, Bruce quickly smacks his hand over the Brit's mouth and shoots Tony a 'look', clearly not quite understanding what he meant by 'taste'.]

I think you both need to take a breath before you start a fight with each other.

[arrogantalloy]

[He can't stop himself from looking beyond amused at Bruce's hand covering Arthur's mouth. But he puts his hand in his pockets and shrugs.]

I'm not starting anything. I just came over to say 'hi'.

[He glances away from the to show his disinterest. As far as he's concerned, everything he says is true.]

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur shuts up, and after a moment or two lifts his hand to grip Bruce's wrist, pulling it down]

... I'm fine, Bruce.

[greenmoonrising]

[Slowly lowers his hand, not pulling it out of Arthur's grip and sighing.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony doesn't turn back to face them, but he tilts his head slightly as he looks at Bruce still being in Arthur's clutches. And shifts his weight in irritation]

[rule_britannia]

[With his temper thoroughly diffused, Arthur glances over at Bruce, releasing the loose grip he'd had on his wrist though not before offering a light squeeze by way of a silent apology]

I'll leave you with your.. friend.. shall I?

[greenmoonrising]

[Gives a wan smile to Arthur and a narrow-eyed side-glance at Tony that screams 'BEHAVE'.]

No, you don't have to go, Arthur. Tony's just a bit of a... well. With guys at least. He's a real charmer with the ladies though.

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony blandly stares at the look before straightening up and offers his hand to Arthur.]

Anthony Stark. I'm being subtlety told we've gotten off on the wrong foot. I was only having a bit of fun. Didn't really think you'd mind seeing as you were almost in Bruce's pants and all.

[Tony gave a slight shrug. As far as he thought, there was nothing wrong with what he said at all.]

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur eyes the hand for a moment, then takes it]

Arthur Kirkland. I know Bruce, and my proximity to his pants is nothing to do with anyone unless the contents belong to someone else.

[The shake is brief, but firm and not cold as might have been expected]

That being said, I was only having a bit of fun.

[A wry smile]

I suppose it goes without saying that I don't react well to being surprised by strangers. Still, I uh.. apologise for elbowing you in the stomach.

[greenmoonrising]

[Cheeks. Turn. Pink.]

Hey hey, these pants are staying on and there's only room for one person in them and I'm it.

[Huffs and shoves his hands in his pockets, happy they're getting along(?) now at least.]

I'm gonna get a drink. You two just... bond... over something other than my pants, and I'll be right back.

[Shuffles off.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony shakes his head at the apology.]

It's fine, I've gotten a lot worse from theoretical friends.

[Tony glances at Bruce, and calls out for him.]

Hey, another pumpkin juice would be nice, just putting it out there and all!

[Then he returns his grinning face back to Arthur.]

So what else do we want to say about him and his pants, while he's not here to pout at us?

[Purely doing this to annoy Bruce when it gets back to him]

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur's hesitant, but flashes a crooked grin back and shifts his weight, quite deliberately lowering his eyes while he watches Bruce walk away and folding his arms loosely over his stomach]

Don't you think he wears them just a tad too high?

[greenmoonrising]

[You two are terrible and heard those comments you brats. He get's just a tad huffy as he vanishes into the kitchen for the drinks - he'll be gone for a few posts.]

[arrogantalloy]

And tight, for someone who keeps saying he's not interested in picking up girls.

[Glances at Arthur, with a ghost of a smirk.]

But then, he could be holding out on me on details.

[rule_britannia]

Maybe it isn't girls he's interested in.

[There's another smirk from Arthur, too. Oh, Bruce, you poor sod]

[arrogantalloy]

That could be it.

[Tony quirks an eyebrow]

Or he just has a kink for blondes with green eyes. Admittedly I haven't tried to set him up with one of those yet.

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur flushes a brilliant scarlet and splutters slightly, then presses one hand to his face to hide it]

Bloody hell.

[arrogantalloy]

[Chuckles and claps his hand down on Arthur's shoulder]

Hey, he's got a nerdy charm to him I have to admit that.

[rule_britannia]

'Nerdy charm'? I suppose he does.

[There's an amused look, though the blush is still there, when Arthur lowers his hand and glances across to the one on his shoulder. He does not, however, elbow Tony in the stomach again]

[arrogantalloy]

[Raises an eyebrow at the look. And pats the shoulder]

Well at least I don't have to offer to see if he's into you. Considering how close you two were a moment ago then do I?

[Smirks]

Tell me, Shatner. Are your intentions pure?

[rule_britannia]

Into--

[Arthur starts, rather badly]

No, it's nothing like that.

[arrogantalloy]

And here I thought I was the only one who was trying to get into someone's pants without it being 'like that'

[rule_britannia]

[He arches one eyebrow slightly]

I'm not trying to get in his pants. If I was, I wouldn't be doing it in the middle of a bloody party.

[arrogantalloy]

You wouldn't?

[Gives Arthur a curious look]

It's what I do at parties.

[rule_britannia]

I don't tend to do parties.

[Which may be evidenced by how uncomfortable he's looked the entire time he's been here]