Party for the USA

[brothor]

Who: ANYONE 
Tone: SURPRISE PARTY
Rating: PG-13 f
When: America day (July 4th)
Where: Odinson manor, Wales (idek guys)
What: Thor is throwing Steve a SURPRISE PARTY and EVERYONE IS INVITED
Status: Ongoing

[FINALLY! The dawn America day! Steve would soon arrive expecting nothing more than a sleepover. HOW WRONG HE WAS! Thor has set up a nice little shindig here and his parents were kind enough to leave the kids for some totally cool unsupervised party time.

The Odinson house is quite large and filled with quite a few curious wizarding quirks, so this time the halfbloods will be the ones getting culture shocked.]

Comments

[rule_britannia]

[He chuckles a bit]

You're not kidding. You know, you're not as bad as I thought.

[arrogantalloy]

Believe me. I am exactly how you first thought. I've just promised to be good at this party.

I've only just healed from my last disagreement with someone I'd promised to be a boy for at this party. This face is what gets me out of a lot of trouble. And I don't need it bruised again.

[Talking very casually about this]

[rule_britannia]

You're capable of holding conversation without consistently being a complete tosser - believe me, first impressions don't hold up.

[Wait, what]

... You're going to have to elaborate on that.

[arrogantalloy]

Only because you stopped giving me a reason to be a 'tosser'

[Oh how that sounds weird in an American accent]

What's there to elaborate on? All pretty straight forward when you think about it.

[rule_britannia]

I'm getting the feeling I'd rather not think about it.

[arrogantalloy]

So I'm guessing you didn't hear about the fight in the courtyard between a Gryfindor and a Ravenclaw just before the dance then?

[rule_britannia]

[There's a small shake of his head]

Can't say I did.

[arrogantalloy]

Probably one of the few then. Words were said, fists flew. I came out as bruised as I expected to be.

[rule_britannia]

And the other guy?

[arrogantalloy]

I bruised his cheek. Possibly his knee and knuckles. I can call him over and ask?

[rule_britannia]

... I don't think that'll be necessary.

[arrogantalloy]

[Acting really cool about it]

He'd probably feel bad about talking about it. It really seemed to annoy the hell out of our friends.

[rule_britannia]

It sounds like you associate with some.. interesting people.

[arrogantalloy]

Sounds like I associate with Gryffindor.

But yeah, he's an alright guy when he approaches me the right way, it's not like we get on each other nerves on purpose.

Well he doesn't at least, I have my moments.

AND BACK

[greenmoonrising]

[Returns with three small cups, holding two in one hand out for Tony and Arthur. Gives Tony a wry look.]

Please, you try to get Thor pounding on you at least once a week. You are the walking personification of entropy - you bring chaos with you.

[To Arthur:]

I'm surprised you haven't punched him yet.

[rule_britannia]

He hasn't given me reason to punch him.

[Arthur takes one of the cups, sips from it, then smirks wryly]

Yet.

[arrogantalloy]

Oh I've given you plenty. Just nothing you want to hit me for.

[Tony shrugs with a grin, as he takes the other cup and drinks it with a smirk]

[rule_britannia]

I think that your not giving me anything I want to hit you for would go hand in hand with my not having any reason to hit you yet, Stark.

[Arthur raises one eyebrow slightly, looking at the other male over the top of his cup]

[greenmoonrising]

[Mutters into his drink with amusement:]

Looks more like you're hitting on each other instead.

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony raises an eyebrow then laughs]

Yeah! Sure, I'd hit on guys. Good one.

[Scoffs before taking some more of his drink]

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur's instant reaction to that accusation is to choke on his drink, and he promptly turns away to have a coughing fit]

[greenmoonrising]

[Just rolls eyes at Tony while reaching out to clap Arthur on his back to help him with the choking.]

[arrogantalloy]

Why are you trying to choke him with your strange accusations, Bruce? For you that's really cruel. It's like Stark level of cruel.

[rule_britannia]

I--

[Cough, splutter]

I am not flirting.

[greenmoonrising]

[IGNORES TONY and consoles Arthur.]

Don't worry, I know. You'd have to be completely drunk to want to flirt with Tony.