Roleplaying games

[modofthehat]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Oh god why
RATING: PG13
WHEN: Wednesday June 27th
WHERE: Teachers common room
WHAT: The Teachers have to roleplay out some situations
STATUS: On going

What's better than roleplaying? Roleplaying to make yourself a better person! Today, the teachers have to play out scenarios to help them think through what to do.

We're doing this sort of link a meme. Each teacher should have a comment and then a teacher will comment back with the scenario that they'll be playing out. The teacher who started the thread will be playing the teacher in each scenario. Use the random number generator to get your scenario and play it out. Each teacher is supposed to play something out with everyone, so try to tag everyone.


1. A student comes to you about a bullying problem.

2. You find two students fighting and have to safely put a stop to it.

3. A student is coming on to you.

4. What do you do when you catch a student cheating.

5. What do you do when the girls go wild with rumor spreading.

6. There's been a magical accident and a student has been hurt.

7. What do you do when you catch a student with drugs with drugs or alcohol.

8. What do you do when a fellow teacher is treating a student unfairly.

9. What do you do when two teachers are fighting.

10. What do you do when a student is being verbally or physically agressive towards you.

Comments

[polariity]

[Art has his glasses shoved up to his head, a piece of paper in his hand, and is looking rather miffed. It's just so... dumb.]

I gueth I have no choice in thith.

4

[itsintheblood]

You're not the only one.

4

[polariity]

Heh, mitherty doethn't actually love company, dethpite what people thay.

Tho. Cheating, I gueth?

Re: 4

[itsintheblood]

Read handed.

7

[wwistful]

It's mine, I bought it with my own money. You'd probably drink it anyway.

[polariity]

All the pointsth from Asthole thnake houthe. Although, gank, it ith being detained for thchool purpotheth.

Altho, I don't drink anymore anyway, tho ha.

[wwistful]

I'd like to see you try an' take it off me, you skinny prick.

3

[nosigntospeakof]

[As if this will be hard. He'll just be plopping himself right in Art's lap and giving him a sexy dopey "come hither" look.]

Good afternoon, Professor Apemis.

[polariity]

[Art is torn between laughing his ass off and pretending this is a legitimate roleplaying thing.]

[...Oh bb roleplaying]

[Art just waggles his eyebrows in that way he thinks is suggestive but is just kind of stupid.]

Good afternoon, Mithter Vantath. How can I help you?

[They've already failed, someone stop them.]

[nosigntospeakof]

[Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.]

I'm sorry I did so poorly on my last dueling exam. I just don't feel like I'm retaining the material.

Perhaps you could give me...private lessons? [Look at those lovely batting eyelashes, oh bb.]

[Who allowed them to be teachers.]

9

[quasistellar]

[Constance hardly has to look at the paper before she's giving Art a death glare.]

You twit, you could have killed every single student! Why don't you just go and get stuffed?

[polariity]

[Instantly disgruntled!!!]

Thcrew you, like you even know what happened in the firtht plathe!

And hey, there ith no way in hell I'm inviting you into my room, why don't you get thtuffed, you thound like you need it!

[quasistellar]

Can you speak one sentence without spraying the other person in saliva? Just one? And I was there, you bloody idiot! I saw exactly what happened.

Please. I most certainly do not, which is less than I can say for you, you wanker!

3

[grandhighwizard]

There's always a choice. You could just stay in the room forever, or try and find a way to break the charm. [points out, then grins wolfishly] Or you could come back to my ... well, for the sake of the scenario, we'll say 'dorm' and have the kind of sex that makes it worth getting fired.

1/4 I love you

[polariity]

[What]

2/4 Also I think I died

[polariity]

[Why is this happening]

[What did he do to deserve this]

3/4 shipping you my funeral bills

[polariity]

[It would be awkward with anyone else, and it was hilarious with Sal, but...]

[Oh my god this is so creepy]

4/4

[polariity]

Oh I'm in Hell, that explainth everything.

Rhys is good for that. XD

[grandhighwizard]

Really? You certainly have low standards for torture. [looks amused] I could make it worse, if you like - I'm perfectly willing to get graphic for the sake of the exercise.

3..........

[darrrling]

Come on now, darling, is it really so bad?

[ Watch dat hip cock. Yyyyup. ]

[polariity]

[Silently screaming in his head.]

It ith really kind of that bad.

[darrrling]

Are you sure~?

[ Leans in cloooose... ]

2.

[tomatatas]

You should stop it. You're the man. You're bigger. [Chia you are like five foot. Everyone is bigger]

[polariity]

What the hell doeth thize have to do with it, let'th jutht hex them apart and give them both detention.

[tomatatas]

Well I could not physically pull them apart very well. I think hexing is frowned on. [Pause] But if you do not tell I will not.