Roleplaying games

[modofthehat]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Oh god why
RATING: PG13
WHEN: Wednesday June 27th
WHERE: Teachers common room
WHAT: The Teachers have to roleplay out some situations
STATUS: On going

What's better than roleplaying? Roleplaying to make yourself a better person! Today, the teachers have to play out scenarios to help them think through what to do.

We're doing this sort of link a meme. Each teacher should have a comment and then a teacher will comment back with the scenario that they'll be playing out. The teacher who started the thread will be playing the teacher in each scenario. Use the random number generator to get your scenario and play it out. Each teacher is supposed to play something out with everyone, so try to tag everyone.


1. A student comes to you about a bullying problem.

2. You find two students fighting and have to safely put a stop to it.

3. A student is coming on to you.

4. What do you do when you catch a student cheating.

5. What do you do when the girls go wild with rumor spreading.

6. There's been a magical accident and a student has been hurt.

7. What do you do when you catch a student with drugs with drugs or alcohol.

8. What do you do when a fellow teacher is treating a student unfairly.

9. What do you do when two teachers are fighting.

10. What do you do when a student is being verbally or physically agressive towards you.

Comments

3

[nosigntospeakof]

[As if this will be hard. He'll just be plopping himself right in Art's lap and giving him a sexy dopey "come hither" look.]

Good afternoon, Professor Apemis.

[polariity]

[Art is torn between laughing his ass off and pretending this is a legitimate roleplaying thing.]

[...Oh bb roleplaying]

[Art just waggles his eyebrows in that way he thinks is suggestive but is just kind of stupid.]

Good afternoon, Mithter Vantath. How can I help you?

[They've already failed, someone stop them.]

[nosigntospeakof]

[Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.]

I'm sorry I did so poorly on my last dueling exam. I just don't feel like I'm retaining the material.

Perhaps you could give me...private lessons? [Look at those lovely batting eyelashes, oh bb.]

[Who allowed them to be teachers.]

[polariity]

[Dumbledore allowed them to be teachers. Woe to the school.]

Well, Mithter Vantath, I jutht don't know, can I get a guarantee that you'll pay attention during private lethonth?

[Taking that tie in his hands and tugging Sal closer.]

[nosigntospeakof]

[Gold star for you, Dumbledore.]

Oh yes, sir, I swear I'll pay extra close attention.

[Oh no, this shouldn't be nearly as hot as it is.]

[polariity]

[Is this actually going to be a regular thing for them now? Goodness.]

Glad to hear it, Mithter Vantath. Did you want to thart your lethonth now?

[No his hand is certainly not going near his bum, what makes you think that?]

[nosigntospeakof]

[It should be. Always.]

That sounds highly beneficial, Professor.

[Gosh, Professor Apemis, be nice! He's never done anything like this before.]

[polariity]

Eheheheheh, great. I'll jutht take you to my offithe, then.

[And then he just picks Sal up and carts him away to his dorm room. Hopefully the others will recognize what a sock on the doorknob means, because he is not going to stop.]

[nosigntospeakof]

[Sal is practically howling with laughter all the way to the room.

Reason number one why they should never be allowed to roleplay in general.]

[polariity]

[He'll be howling with something else, soon.]

[Congrats on your new staff, Hogwarts, they're keepers.]

[nosigntospeakof]

[He doesn't howl, he sort of...whines like a needy puppy.

Quality teachers they are.]