Roleplaying games

[modofthehat]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Oh god why
RATING: PG13
WHEN: Wednesday June 27th
WHERE: Teachers common room
WHAT: The Teachers have to roleplay out some situations
STATUS: On going

What's better than roleplaying? Roleplaying to make yourself a better person! Today, the teachers have to play out scenarios to help them think through what to do.

We're doing this sort of link a meme. Each teacher should have a comment and then a teacher will comment back with the scenario that they'll be playing out. The teacher who started the thread will be playing the teacher in each scenario. Use the random number generator to get your scenario and play it out. Each teacher is supposed to play something out with everyone, so try to tag everyone.


1. A student comes to you about a bullying problem.

2. You find two students fighting and have to safely put a stop to it.

3. A student is coming on to you.

4. What do you do when you catch a student cheating.

5. What do you do when the girls go wild with rumor spreading.

6. There's been a magical accident and a student has been hurt.

7. What do you do when you catch a student with drugs with drugs or alcohol.

8. What do you do when a fellow teacher is treating a student unfairly.

9. What do you do when two teachers are fighting.

10. What do you do when a student is being verbally or physically agressive towards you.

Comments

[quasistellar]

Oh, look at me! My name ith Artollo Apemith and I can't thpeak without thpraying everyone in the room with my thaliva! I can curthe and act like thith big thot, but I'm not. Not at all.

[Who lets them be in the same room together.]

[polariity]

[And then he slugged her.]

[Surprisingly quick for a lispy nerdy asshole...]

[Yeah, next retreat, they shouldn't be allowed in the same building.]

[quasistellar]

[And then she screeched and backhanded him.

They shouldn't be allowed in the same country next retreat.

Also, someone should probably break them up.]

[polariity]

[Yeah, someone probably should, because he's tackling her to the ground now. Time to get your hands dirty, Constance!]

[nosigntospeakof]

[YUP, TIME TO END THIS BEFORE BLOOD IS SHED. Fuck using his wand, he's grabbing Art from behind, under his arms and yanking him away from Constance.]

Artollo, stop!

[darrrling]

[ And then Milla is there and helping Sal pull Artollo off, looking actually angry. ]

Both of you stop it! You are supposed to be setting an example.

[ She might not like Constance, but turns to offer her a hand up anyway. ]

[quasistellar]

[The moment Art tackled her, Constance started throwing out almost every hex she knows - she doesn't care who else they hit, so long as it gets him off her. It takes having him yanked off her to make her pause.

For once, she's actually glad Milla's there; she takes that hand up, but then starts shooting Artollo death glares.]

What the hell?

[polariity]

[Well, congratulations, Constance, Artollo's toenails have punctured through his trainers and he keeps sneezing. He manages long enough to sneer at her, however.]

We were jutht getting very into the whole roleplaying thing.

[nosigntospeakof]

[...Welp. Now Art isn't the only one with a lisp. Than you for the buggered teeth, Constance.]

Thtop, both of you!

[darrrling]

[ Milla, meanwhile, is looking thoroughly unamused with the impressive pair of antlers she's grown. ]

This is a disgrace. Constance, you could at least try some modicum of self-control when something isn't going your way, you should know the others here wouldn't let that continue.

[ She waves her wand at Artollo and Sal, starting to reverse their symptoms. ]

[quasistellar]

[Constance just continues to glare for a moment.]

I was, thank you very much, until he saw fit to punch me in the face.

[But she can be reasonable; that pair of antlers is now gone.]

[thegluethatbinds]

[Coulson isn't too happy either as he dismisses his Shield Charm.]

I hope this isn't how the teachers in Hogwarts solve their disagreements. You're supposed to be setting an example to your students, not encouraging this sort of reckless behaviour.

[polariity]

Good thing none of the thtudentsth are here, no?

[Trying to wiggle himself out from Sal's grip, Art summons an ice pack and presses it against his face. He makes no offer to get one for Constance.]

Honethtly, a thlap? I thought I earned a tholid punch.

[nosigntospeakof]

It's not normally how we handle things, I swear. [Sal runs his tongue over his teeth, checking to make sure they're all their original size.] Thank you, Milla.

[oh_earwax]

We may not be in school, but I think that a form of detention is in order for Professor Peixes and Professor Apemis.

[thegluethatbinds]

[Oh. Oh. Oh. It's...Dumbledore. Is that Coulson trying his best to not explode into fanboy-glee? He's just going to go and hoover around near the back, thanks.]

[quasistellar]

[There is absolutely no arguing with the Headmaster.]

My apologies, Headmaster. Things got too far out of hand. I accept whatever punishment you see fit.

[oh_earwax]

Since this room is a bit of a mess now, you two won't mind cleaning all of the rooms we are using for the rest of the duration of our trip.

Without magic of course.

[quasistellar]

Of course not, Professor.

[Everyone, take a picture. This may be the most quiet and agreeable you may ever see her.]

[polariity]

[Artollo is just raising his hand, like he's back in school all over again.]

[oh_earwax]

Yes?

[polariity]

Jutht thothe roomth?

[oh_earwax]

All four rooms.

[polariity]

[Opens mouth. Closes it.]

[No, should not say he thought he'd get worse, that might make it worse...]

Alright, got it.

[polariity]

[This is, for once, something they'll agree on. He just got hired, he'd like to not get fired so quickly.]

What do I have to do?