Roleplaying games

[modofthehat]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Oh god why
RATING: PG13
WHEN: Wednesday June 27th
WHERE: Teachers common room
WHAT: The Teachers have to roleplay out some situations
STATUS: On going

What's better than roleplaying? Roleplaying to make yourself a better person! Today, the teachers have to play out scenarios to help them think through what to do.

We're doing this sort of link a meme. Each teacher should have a comment and then a teacher will comment back with the scenario that they'll be playing out. The teacher who started the thread will be playing the teacher in each scenario. Use the random number generator to get your scenario and play it out. Each teacher is supposed to play something out with everyone, so try to tag everyone.


1. A student comes to you about a bullying problem.

2. You find two students fighting and have to safely put a stop to it.

3. A student is coming on to you.

4. What do you do when you catch a student cheating.

5. What do you do when the girls go wild with rumor spreading.

6. There's been a magical accident and a student has been hurt.

7. What do you do when you catch a student with drugs with drugs or alcohol.

8. What do you do when a fellow teacher is treating a student unfairly.

9. What do you do when two teachers are fighting.

10. What do you do when a student is being verbally or physically agressive towards you.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh, this is gonna be fucking good, let me tell you. [Sarcasm. But it could be worse.]

3

[itsintheblood]

I am not going to pretend to come on to you.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Why, 'cause it wouldn't be an act?

[itsintheblood]

1

[polariity]

I jutht want to get popcorn and watch everyone elthe, frankly.

[Wait hold on. Looking at his paper. Squinting... Cough.]

Profethor Thrider, help, help, thomeone thtole my bookth, whatever will I do?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, tell me the fuck about it. Everyone else making asses of themselves, it's beautiful.

[Oh wait, oh. Now you're getting IC. GREAT.]

Uhh. Oh noooo, who was it?

[polariity]

[Just get it over with Strider! He's biting the bullet, and taking you down with him!]

I'm jutht going to blame Murdoc. Ith that alright?

6

[arachnoble]

I'm sure accidents happen a lot around you.

[SO DISPLEASED WITH THIS ENTIRE THING. SORRY, BRO.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Are you saying that because I'm just that magical?

[Yeah he's not too thrilled about it either, but it doesn't stop him from being his flirty self.]

[arachnoble]

Or you're a horrible influence?

[you tried.]

10

[nosigntospeakof]

I'd rather not flip a table.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Are you even capable of something that angry? I mean, knowing you, you'd probably melt or something.

[nosigntospeakof]

I'm capable of it, I'm just very good at controlling my temper.

5

[quasistellar]

...this is beyond stupid.

Oh noooooooo, there are nasty rumors that Sybille's shagging half of seventh-year. What to do?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He's going to ignore your first statement. Because now that he's done this a little bit, it's actually fun.]

Say what? Her fucking habits are none of their business.

[quasistellar]

That's what I was saying! None of their business who she is or isn't banging. But noooooo, it's all some big rumor! And it's not true, anyway.

2

[grandhighwizard]

I'm afraid I don't have it in me to pretend to be two students. Would you like to play the other?

[plushaeusrumpified]

So. We're going to be the two arguing students. And then you're going to break character and punish the two of us?

Sounds legit.

[grandhighwizard]

No, I believe you're the one who's supposed to intervene. I'm curious to see exactly what you'll do. Please, surprise me, Strider - otherwise this whole exercise is rather dull.

8

[thegluethatbinds]

How would you like to play this out, Mr Strider?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Aw hell, I dunno. Which one of us is even the bad guy in this scenario? I'll have you know I treat all my sproglets the same, no unfairness up in Strider's domain.

I mean unless they bribe me, pfft. Then they get treated like royalty.



I'm kidding by the way, but you're free to take that and run with it.

[thegluethatbinds]

I can roll with that. So the scenario is that you've received a bribe and you're giving preferential treatment to some students, prompting one of your other students to come up to me with a complaint. Is that fine with you?

7

[darrrling]

Oh, this again? Ah...oh no, Professor Strider, whatever will I do now that you've found me sharing an illicit substance?

[ Fit of the giggles again, this is just ridiculous. ]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Her giggling is somehow infectious and he can't help but smirk, rolling his eyes.]

Well first I gotta ask how you of all girls managed to sneak that pot in this school.

3

[tomatatas]

[Ripping the paper up into the teeniest pieces HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING????]

I want a different one.