Roleplaying games

[modofthehat]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Oh god why
RATING: PG13
WHEN: Wednesday June 27th
WHERE: Teachers common room
WHAT: The Teachers have to roleplay out some situations
STATUS: On going

What's better than roleplaying? Roleplaying to make yourself a better person! Today, the teachers have to play out scenarios to help them think through what to do.

We're doing this sort of link a meme. Each teacher should have a comment and then a teacher will comment back with the scenario that they'll be playing out. The teacher who started the thread will be playing the teacher in each scenario. Use the random number generator to get your scenario and play it out. Each teacher is supposed to play something out with everyone, so try to tag everyone.


1. A student comes to you about a bullying problem.

2. You find two students fighting and have to safely put a stop to it.

3. A student is coming on to you.

4. What do you do when you catch a student cheating.

5. What do you do when the girls go wild with rumor spreading.

6. There's been a magical accident and a student has been hurt.

7. What do you do when you catch a student with drugs with drugs or alcohol.

8. What do you do when a fellow teacher is treating a student unfairly.

9. What do you do when two teachers are fighting.

10. What do you do when a student is being verbally or physically agressive towards you.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He clasps his hands over his heart, letting out a dramatic sigh.]

Alas, Tess, your face and my glasses, they just can never be.


Shut up, you're ruining the scene.

[itsintheblood]

I was thinking you could wear the glasses, and only the glasses.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Tess please, think of all the smuppets that would be homeless if I were caught and thrown in jail. Don't be so selfish!

[itsintheblood]

What's a smuppet?

[plushaeusrumpified]

... Are you serious?

[Have you not paid attention at all, Tess?]

[itsintheblood]

Yeah, I am.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[You have got to be kidding.]

I didn't bring any with me. I guess I'll have to show you late- Wait. Is there wifi here? I could show you my porn site.

[itsintheblood]

I'm good. I'll just pretend that you're talking about birds.

You have such a big heart Professor Strider, that must be why I want to see if you live up to the rider part of your name.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh, jesus christ.

You know what? [He takes out his wand and gives it a flick.] Silencio, you flirty broad.

And that's how you deal with a student who won't back the hell off. It's really creepy when you're pretending to be a student flirting with me. You should do it as yourself so I can actually flirt back.

[itsintheblood]

[Oh no you didn't. Have a punch to the shoulder.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

That was so painful that I forgot to say ow.

[itsintheblood]

[Good thing spells work non verbally so she can fix that pesky spell.]

No thanks.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Dramatic siiiigh.]

But you were so good at it when you were a slutty student.

[itsintheblood]

Thanks, but I'll stick to being an adult.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Then you wanna switch up the scenario and see how you handle it, hotstuff?

[He steps close, invading her personal space by quite a lot.] I have a confession to make. I was passing notes in your class and every one of them mentioned how much I love your titties. I wanna do it on your desk while you whisper potions instructions in my ear.

[itsintheblood]

You want to do it on a desk covered in corrosive potions and ingredients? Is this your idea of marinating your dick before you eat it the next morning?