Roleplaying games

[modofthehat]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Oh god why
RATING: PG13
WHEN: Wednesday June 27th
WHERE: Teachers common room
WHAT: The Teachers have to roleplay out some situations
STATUS: On going

What's better than roleplaying? Roleplaying to make yourself a better person! Today, the teachers have to play out scenarios to help them think through what to do.

We're doing this sort of link a meme. Each teacher should have a comment and then a teacher will comment back with the scenario that they'll be playing out. The teacher who started the thread will be playing the teacher in each scenario. Use the random number generator to get your scenario and play it out. Each teacher is supposed to play something out with everyone, so try to tag everyone.


1. A student comes to you about a bullying problem.

2. You find two students fighting and have to safely put a stop to it.

3. A student is coming on to you.

4. What do you do when you catch a student cheating.

5. What do you do when the girls go wild with rumor spreading.

6. There's been a magical accident and a student has been hurt.

7. What do you do when you catch a student with drugs with drugs or alcohol.

8. What do you do when a fellow teacher is treating a student unfairly.

9. What do you do when two teachers are fighting.

10. What do you do when a student is being verbally or physically agressive towards you.

Comments

[polariity]

If nothing elthe, the two mature teacherth among uth can jutht point and thay "yeah don't be like them".

If no one in my room hath gone through my thingth, I think I have thome.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Izzit Orville Redenbacher?

[These are the important things the he needs to know.]

[polariity]

Am I dealing with a guy with delicate thenthibilitieth here?

[plushaeusrumpified]

If by delicate sensibilities, you mean classy taste in popcorn? Yep. I mean, you can't just get the generic shit.

[polariity]

Even if you're dead broke, you have to get the good thtuff?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well yeah? I mean, if you can't have anything else, the least you can do is have unshitty popcorn, right?

[polariity]

Good point.

Well, don't worry, your majethty, it'sth the old man popcorn. Thpeaking of, have you theen the new commercial of him?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He bows mockingly like royalty might.]

I've been at Hogwarts for the past like four months, I ain't seen any new commercials. Is it more of the uncanny valley bullshit or did they mix it up this time?