You can't beat this irony

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WHO: Bro and Dirk; EDIT: I lied it is now an open post.
TONE: Is dumbassery a tone?
RATING: PG-13 for Striders
WHEN: Backdated to forever ago like June 4th or something obscene like that
WHERE: 5th year Slytherin dorms
WHAT: Dirk wanted Bro to show his love so he is doing it in the most ironic way possible
STATUS: Ongoing!

[After putting his foot in his mouth, Bro was told he needed to prove his love to Dirk. Now, the guy probably thought Bro was kidding when he said he'd dress up as a French maid and be his servant, but you know what? He was completely serious. He actually does feel sort of guilty for making those comments and alienating Dirk a little bit, but despite that he still can't pass up the opportunity to screw with him a little bit. So after their conversation, he decided he would do this.

I mean, he just happened to have this outfit lying around, so he might as well put it to good use, right? Only, he looks fucking amazing in it, unlike other people would. It's almost as if he were born to be a french maid. In his mind, at least. He probably doesn't look nearly as good as he thinks he does.

Regardless of that, it's early in the morning when he makes his way to the Slytherin dorms. He isn't sure if Dirk is asleep or not, but when he gets there, the curtains are drawn on his bed so he can't particularly tell. Despite that, he leans against the bed post and poses in the most seductive way possible.]

Wakey wakey, Dirky, I'm here to do your bidding just like I promised.


[A WILD OPTION B APPEARS:

Dirk isn't, however, the only one who gets the french maid treatment. When he isn't doing whatever it is that Dirk might be having him do, Bro can be seen around the castle with a feather duster. What's he doing? Playing the part, of course. So he'll be dusting the suits of armor, sweeping up things at random, and just overall being a fantastic french maid. Because why not?

It's ironic. You might not know how or why, but that's the point. The fine art of irony is a subtle one. It's got many layers. Dressing up as a french maid and dusting the castle is just one of the many layers in this endless irony onion.]

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[toocoolforthis]

[For once, Bro's actually managed to catch Dirk while he was sleeping. It probably has something to do with how early it is, and the fact that Dirk was probably up later than he should have been last night. Like every night.

What it means is, there's a bit of shifting around behind the curtains as Dirk sits up and puts on his shades. Rude, Bro, he hasn't even had time to brush his hair.

When he does finally pull open the curtain, he spends a few moments staring. Then he just flops back on his pillows.]

It's way too early for this.

[strideallknight]

[Dave's day has been going pretty well. That is, until he notices that there's a French maid in the hall. It's very obviously a guy and it takes him a second to see that holy shit that's Bro. Dave actually lowers his sunglasses to double-check before sliding them back up again.

Holy mother of fuck. He swears he'll disown the family until the new school year starts if he sees Dirk in the same get-up.]

I definitely did not need to see you strutting around in an outfit that was probably meant for your boyfriend's eyes alone.

[gnee]

[Hanna thought at least one day at Hogwarts was going to be somewhat normal. Who was he fucking kidding. Nothing around here stayed sane for too long, whether it be a student acting up or some threat against the castle.

So when he spots the obviously male french maid, who is also obviously Professor Strider. He has to take a mental step back in his mind. Like. Okay. He knows Bro and Murdoc are a thing. Did he wear it for Murdoc? For irony? Because he's weird? Because he's actually a cross dresser?]

Uh, Professor? [.........Just why?!]

[wwistful]

[Murdoc is basically the busiest man ever right now, Bro must be as well, right? Being head of house is hard and nobody should tell anyone otherwise. It's difficult being a good role model for the students, but Murdoc thinks he's a natural. He also thinks Bro has become quite accustomed to the position as well, he's terribly proud of him.

That is until he rounds the corner and sees the Head of Gryffindor sweeping about in some ridiculous frock. He starts, stepping backward and watching for a moment before striding forward and grabbing a hold of the back of Bro's skirt.]

Just what do you think you're doin'?