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sortinghat_logs2013-06-22 07:27 am
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_logs2013-06-22 07:27 am
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You can't beat this irony
WHO: Bro and Dirk; EDIT: I lied it is now an open post.
TONE: Is dumbassery a tone?
RATING: PG-13 for Striders
WHEN: Backdated to forever ago like June 4th or something obscene like that
WHERE: 5th year Slytherin dorms
WHAT: Dirk wanted Bro to show his love so he is doing it in the most ironic way possible
STATUS: Ongoing!
[After putting his foot in his mouth, Bro was told he needed to prove his love to Dirk. Now, the guy probably thought Bro was kidding when he said he'd dress up as a French maid and be his servant, but you know what? He was completely serious. He actually does feel sort of guilty for making those comments and alienating Dirk a little bit, but despite that he still can't pass up the opportunity to screw with him a little bit. So after their conversation, he decided he would do this.
I mean, he just happened to have this outfit lying around, so he might as well put it to good use, right? Only, he looks fucking amazing in it, unlike other people would. It's almost as if he were born to be a french maid. In his mind, at least. He probably doesn't look nearly as good as he thinks he does.
Regardless of that, it's early in the morning when he makes his way to the Slytherin dorms. He isn't sure if Dirk is asleep or not, but when he gets there, the curtains are drawn on his bed so he can't particularly tell. Despite that, he leans against the bed post and poses in the most seductive way possible.]
Wakey wakey, Dirky, I'm here to do your bidding just like I promised.
[A WILD OPTION B APPEARS:
Dirk isn't, however, the only one who gets the french maid treatment. When he isn't doing whatever it is that Dirk might be having him do, Bro can be seen around the castle with a feather duster. What's he doing? Playing the part, of course. So he'll be dusting the suits of armor, sweeping up things at random, and just overall being a fantastic french maid. Because why not?
It's ironic. You might not know how or why, but that's the point. The fine art of irony is a subtle one. It's got many layers. Dressing up as a french maid and dusting the castle is just one of the many layers in this endless irony onion.]
TONE: Is dumbassery a tone?
RATING: PG-13 for Striders
WHEN: Backdated to forever ago like June 4th or something obscene like that
WHERE: 5th year Slytherin dorms
WHAT: Dirk wanted Bro to show his love so he is doing it in the most ironic way possible
STATUS: Ongoing!
[After putting his foot in his mouth, Bro was told he needed to prove his love to Dirk. Now, the guy probably thought Bro was kidding when he said he'd dress up as a French maid and be his servant, but you know what? He was completely serious. He actually does feel sort of guilty for making those comments and alienating Dirk a little bit, but despite that he still can't pass up the opportunity to screw with him a little bit. So after their conversation, he decided he would do this.
I mean, he just happened to have this outfit lying around, so he might as well put it to good use, right? Only, he looks fucking amazing in it, unlike other people would. It's almost as if he were born to be a french maid. In his mind, at least. He probably doesn't look nearly as good as he thinks he does.
Regardless of that, it's early in the morning when he makes his way to the Slytherin dorms. He isn't sure if Dirk is asleep or not, but when he gets there, the curtains are drawn on his bed so he can't particularly tell. Despite that, he leans against the bed post and poses in the most seductive way possible.]
Wakey wakey, Dirky, I'm here to do your bidding just like I promised.
[A WILD OPTION B APPEARS:
Dirk isn't, however, the only one who gets the french maid treatment. When he isn't doing whatever it is that Dirk might be having him do, Bro can be seen around the castle with a feather duster. What's he doing? Playing the part, of course. So he'll be dusting the suits of armor, sweeping up things at random, and just overall being a fantastic french maid. Because why not?
It's ironic. You might not know how or why, but that's the point. The fine art of irony is a subtle one. It's got many layers. Dressing up as a french maid and dusting the castle is just one of the many layers in this endless irony onion.]
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[He wishes he could just roll over to go back to sleep, but he's definitely awake now. Dammit, Bro.]
Where'd you even get the outfit in one night?
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[He sounds so serious when he says that. No one has ever, ever sounded more serious than Bro is right now.]
Of course I would take that seriously. I had to prove myself to you. I fuckin' had to. [A brief pause.] I've had this for a longass while.
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Amazaing how much less creepy that makes things. Ugh, fine. If you're so determined to play this, then you can go turn on the shower or something.
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[He takes out his wand- the magical, wooden one, and flicks it in the general direction of the shower.]
It's on.
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[Hopefully the magical one that is not attached to his body.
But at least Dirk's finally rolling his way out of bed. He's got a horrible case of bedhead going, and his pj's are rumpled. Yeah, he was definitely sleeping hard.]
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[Dirk doesn't sleep that much, so he can't help but feel at least a little bad for waking him up like he did. But hey, Dirk asked for this. He can't feel too guilty because of that. He's just showing his unending love for the guy.]
So what should I do now, master?
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[He was actually not prepared for this, can you tell?]