plushaeusrumpified: (But with the beast inside)
Bro Strider ([personal profile] plushaeusrumpified) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2013-02-14 11:46 am

The best party ever

WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Partyrific
RATING: PG-13 for language
WHEN: February 14th, 8 PM and onward.
WHERE: Bro's office
WHAT: Bro has thrown a surprise party for Murdoc in his office and invited everyone.
STATUS: Ongoing! Feel free to use whichever format you want for tagging.

[Having a boyfriend whose birthday is on Valentine's day is beautiful. It's beautiful and Murdoc definitely doesn't understand why. But to Bro, it's beautiful. Because it means that when he throws Murdoc a surprise party, he can get away with using the most horrendous pink decorations that he possibly can. Of course, they're not all pink. Some are purple! The shade of purple that Murdoc likes the most. There are hearts hanging from the ceiling and there's a giant poster that says 'Happy Birthday Murman' hanging on the wall. In the corner there is a playpen set up for anyone who might have decided to bring their snakes. It was a spur of the moment decision and he isn't quite sure how it's going to work out, but hey. At least the snakes have somewhere to play.

But the most standout thing in the room has gotta be a cake. Bro went all out and made a lifesized cake for the occasion. It's chocolate, and it's as tall as a goddamn person. It... looks special, though. It's kind of lopsided, and the icing's thickness is sporadic. And it looks like he might've ran out of icing towards the bottom, because it's definitely not as delicious as the top.

Overall, it could have turned out worse. It does look like it could fall over at any moment, though.

And who even really knows how it tastes.

That isn't the point though! The point is everything is beautiful and it's time for the best party you ever did see.]
stubbornskeptic: (Deducing as we speak!)

[personal profile] stubbornskeptic 2013-02-18 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Jane puts on an exaggerated look of suspicion.]

I might have to take him downtown. He's giving me a shifty look, partner.
fuckmackandme: (53)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2013-02-18 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, it's time to get their detective on? Awesome, he can rock that!]

Oh really? Well, we have ways to make him sing, don't we?
stubbornskeptic: (Two beaters and a wink!)

[personal profile] stubbornskeptic 2013-02-19 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, we do.

[And so she forks a small piece and shoves it into John's mouth.]
fuckmackandme: (17)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2013-02-19 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Oh. Low blow, sis. Low. Blow.

Ah well, there's some chewing. Rather... Uncertain chewing.]


Well, it is nothing like Dad's.
stubbornskeptic: (!!)

[personal profile] stubbornskeptic 2013-02-19 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all. Hence my suspicion.
fuckmackandme: (37)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2013-02-19 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It lacks something.
stubbornskeptic: (:T)

[personal profile] stubbornskeptic 2013-02-19 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmmm.]

Hypothesis, Watson?
fuckmackandme: (38)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2013-02-19 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm...
Hmm...]


Not made with your company. Also mixed too clinically, probably with magic. Doesn't look like it has much in terms of personal touches from the baker.
stubbornskeptic: (Right back atcha!)

[personal profile] stubbornskeptic 2013-02-19 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Snap!]

The love's labor is lost on this lump! Magic can only do so much, hoo hoo!
fuckmackandme: (83)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2013-02-19 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like we cracked the case!
stubbornskeptic: (Hi John hoo hoo!)

[personal profile] stubbornskeptic 2013-02-20 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Success! And now to celebrate.

[Nom.]

Wiff cake.
fuckmackandme: (17)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2013-02-20 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll... Pass on the cake. For now. Because Jane will probably make him eat some more later.]

I'm getting something to drink.
stubbornskeptic: (You trying to fuck with me?)

[personal profile] stubbornskeptic 2013-02-21 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Jane narrows her eyes.]

Fine. More forf me.