The best party ever

[plushaeusrumpified]

WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Partyrific
RATING: PG-13 for language
WHEN: February 14th, 8 PM and onward.
WHERE: Bro's office
WHAT: Bro has thrown a surprise party for Murdoc in his office and invited everyone.
STATUS: Ongoing! Feel free to use whichever format you want for tagging.

[Having a boyfriend whose birthday is on Valentine's day is beautiful. It's beautiful and Murdoc definitely doesn't understand why. But to Bro, it's beautiful. Because it means that when he throws Murdoc a surprise party, he can get away with using the most horrendous pink decorations that he possibly can. Of course, they're not all pink. Some are purple! The shade of purple that Murdoc likes the most. There are hearts hanging from the ceiling and there's a giant poster that says 'Happy Birthday Murman' hanging on the wall. In the corner there is a playpen set up for anyone who might have decided to bring their snakes. It was a spur of the moment decision and he isn't quite sure how it's going to work out, but hey. At least the snakes have somewhere to play.

But the most standout thing in the room has gotta be a cake. Bro went all out and made a lifesized cake for the occasion. It's chocolate, and it's as tall as a goddamn person. It... looks special, though. It's kind of lopsided, and the icing's thickness is sporadic. And it looks like he might've ran out of icing towards the bottom, because it's definitely not as delicious as the top.

Overall, it could have turned out worse. It does look like it could fall over at any moment, though.

And who even really knows how it tastes.

That isn't the point though! The point is everything is beautiful and it's time for the best party you ever did see.]

Comments

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Bro must've spelled the room because there's no way Mamma and her assets would have fit otherwise with all the staff members, but hey! She's here, and she's got a gigantic present wrapped in obnoxiously green and silver paper (i.e. Slytherin colours) and an even more obnoxious violet bow.]

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, sveethott~! [Grabs Murdoc into a one-armed hug and lands a big wet kiss on his cheek.] Hy hope hyu vill like eet, dough hyu should vait to open eet in private. [SALACIOUS WINK - hint: she got you boys some toys and 'clothes' to play with in the bedroom. It's a veritable treasure trove of sexual fantasies and cock related dickery.]

[wwistful]

[Murdoc gives her a small smile as she approaches. Believe it or not he's in a pretty good mood today, but he's still no good at big smiles. He takes the present with a curious look and lets out a grunt of surprise as he's both hugged and kissed.]

Ah-! Thank you. I appreciate it. [He smiles a little wider before his cheeks slowly start to go pink.] O-oh. Why's that? [He asks in a hushed voice, too curious to wait.]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[GRINS and whispers into his ear:]

A leetle dis und dot, tings dot fit night und tight around hyu as vell as in hyu~ Hy hope hyu like satin!

[wwistful]

O-oh.
[He's going to go redder and redder as she continues to speak, nodding along like he isn't trying to imagine everything in the present. Let alone, USING everything in the present.]

I do like satin... [That's all he can say.]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Hy included de instructions vith some ov de more confusink toys for hyu. [ISN'T SHE THE BEST MAMMA?]

[wwistful]

That's...[Awkward.] Awfully kind of you. I'm sure Dirk will appreciate the sentiment. [He's practically squeaking now.]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Hy am sure he vill. [Claps him on the chest and WINKS.]

Hy go eat now. Enjoy hyu presents~ [Sweeps off to go attack some of the cake]

[wwistful]

[He stumbles forward as he's clapped, steadying himself with an awkward laugh and clutching onto the box as if he expects it to burst open.]

Alright- Ah- Thank you! [He waves one handedly, keeping ahold of the box before scuttling off to hide it.]