Daddy Ellis and Mommy Nick

[thisonetime_withkeith]

WHO: Ellis and Nick
TONE: CUTE AND FLUFFY!!
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: Backdated to before the eggs hatch, and then after
WHERE: PLACES
WHAT: Egg shenanigans
STATUS: Ongoing

[So somehow Ellis totally got what he wanted and convinced Nick to be his egg daddy. No one is quite sure how because mun sucks at tagging and we just don't know but the point of the matter is, they are partners. Glorious, majestic partners. And they are gonna raise this little egg together and it will be the best little snake ever.

Egg in hand, he approaches Nick and holds it out to him.]

Would ya look at that? Ain't she the prettiest?

Comments

[streetsmarts]

Whatever it is, it's your problem. The only way I'm gonna get excited about this is when you decide you're A-OK with doing all of the work so I can kick my feet up and do something I care about- Nothing. That would make me very god damn happy.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

... Nick, this is a paired project, we're supposed to work together. Ya can't just slack off! That ain't fair at all!

[streetsmarts]

It was your idea and you're the one who cares. You give that egg to me and you're going to be smelling egg salad sandwiches within an hour, that's a promise.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Ellis just gives him a horrified look, because the thought of that is depressing and scary all at the same time.]

Nick! Ya can't do that, that'd get ya in so much trouble! And I'd be the one to tell on ya, 'cuz ya can't just kill our baby like that!

[streetsmarts]

[He relishes that horrified look, it pleases him.]

Nobody needs to know. [Shrug....frown.] It's not our baby.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

I ain't letting you do anything to our baby.

[He says it pointedly, because it is.] You're bein' ridiculous.

[streetsmarts]

It's not my baby. It's an egg. It's your egg.

[SQUINT.] You're the one being ridiculous!