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Dave Strider ([personal profile] clockspinner) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2012-03-05 08:17 pm

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

WHO: Dave and Tavros, eventually open to all
TONE: lmao what the fffuuu--
RATING: PG-13. They'll probably start swearing.
WHEN: 05-03-12, 1705
WHERE: The Great Hall
WHAT: Gamzee made a shitty jab at Dave. Dave made a shitty jab back, and was promptly dogpiled by Karkat and Tavros. He proceeded to steer the conversations with genitalia, until Tavros grew a pair of stone-cold bollocks and challenged him to throw down sick rhymes. Dave upped the ante and called the battle in front of the entire school, at dinner. Tavros agreed to the terms.

In a peripherally-relevant thread, Dave proceeded to tell Gamzee about the rap battle (kinda), and demonstrate that he has no sense of self-preservation. Luckily, Tavros told Gamzee what was really going on.

tl;dr: Tavros challenged Dave for a rap battle for Gamzee's honor in front of the entire school. This log is open, but if you want to reply please wait until the actual rapping's done.
STATUS: ongoing

[As soon as the evening's announcements are over and the food has appeared on the table, Dave stands up and withdraws his wand from his robes, pointing it at his throat.]

Sonorus.

[He clears his throat and nods as it echoes through the curiously silent Great Hall.]

Yo Hogwarts, sit tight 'cause you're getting dinner and a show tonight.

[He looks over at Tavros, behind his shades.]

This tool decided to challenge the rhyme king to a little duel, so we're gonna have ourselves a battle of sick rhymes. This is between me and hot wheels, so everyone else just sit back and enjoy the show, got it?

Since I'm feeling pretty goddamn magnanimous, I'll even let you start us off.

[personal profile] selfmakeout 2012-03-15 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I fucking know! I'm not a fucking idiot! I'm telling you that getting into a fight is STUPID and Dave can apologize to Tavros after he has had some time alone! If you take another swing at Dave--[she rolls up her sleeve]--I will kick your arse, Vantas!

[Oh she ain't standing down.]
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[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2012-03-15 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Jade, don't you start a fight too!
selfhatred: (okay okay let's try to think about this)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-03-16 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa hold up we got ourselves a fucking badass. [His upper lip curls into a sneer.] Please. You couldn't hit the broad side of a fucking barn. Maybe if you like Strider so fucking much you should fucking go out with him instead.

[personal profile] selfmakeout 2012-03-16 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
You know what, fuckass?

[HELLO, KARKAT, MEET JADE'S FIST!]

I think I will! I was an idiot to rush into this, you are definitely not ready for a relationship.

[> JADE: ABSCOND.]
fuckmackandme: (29)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2012-03-16 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[OH SHIT NOW WHAT AAAAAAAAAH THE TEACHERS WILL BE ON THEIR ASSES NOW!]

Jade! Jade!

Aaaaah...

Karkat, are you ok?
selfhatred: (8|)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-03-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he hadn't been expecting her to actually hit him. Karkat's hands find his face, cupping around his nose. He thought he heard something break, goddamnit.]

Fine! See if I fucking care!

[>KARKAT: ABSCOND THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.]