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sortinghat_logs2012-03-05 08:17 pm
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_logs2012-03-05 08:17 pm
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This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
WHO: Dave and Tavros, eventually open to all
TONE: lmao what the fffuuu--
RATING: PG-13. They'll probably start swearing.
WHEN: 05-03-12, 1705
WHERE: The Great Hall
WHAT: Gamzee made a shitty jab at Dave. Dave made a shitty jab back, and was promptly dogpiled by Karkat and Tavros. He proceeded to steer the conversations with genitalia, until Tavros grew a pair of stone-cold bollocks and challenged him to throw down sick rhymes. Dave upped the ante and called the battle in front of the entire school, at dinner. Tavros agreed to the terms.
In a peripherally-relevant thread, Dave proceeded to tell Gamzee about the rap battle (kinda), and demonstrate that he has no sense of self-preservation. Luckily, Tavros told Gamzee what was really going on.
tl;dr: Tavros challenged Dave for a rap battle for Gamzee's honor in front of the entire school. This log is open, but if you want to reply please wait until the actual rapping's done.
STATUS: ongoing
[As soon as the evening's announcements are over and the food has appeared on the table, Dave stands up and withdraws his wand from his robes, pointing it at his throat.]
Sonorus.
[He clears his throat and nods as it echoes through the curiously silent Great Hall.]
Yo Hogwarts, sit tight 'cause you're getting dinner and a show tonight.
[He looks over at Tavros, behind his shades.]
This tool decided to challenge the rhyme king to a little duel, so we're gonna have ourselves a battle of sick rhymes. This is between me and hot wheels, so everyone else just sit back and enjoy the show, got it?
Since I'm feeling pretty goddamn magnanimous, I'll even let you start us off.
TONE: lmao what the fffuuu--
RATING: PG-13. They'll probably start swearing.
WHEN: 05-03-12, 1705
WHERE: The Great Hall
WHAT: Gamzee made a shitty jab at Dave. Dave made a shitty jab back, and was promptly dogpiled by Karkat and Tavros. He proceeded to steer the conversations with genitalia, until Tavros grew a pair of stone-cold bollocks and challenged him to throw down sick rhymes. Dave upped the ante and called the battle in front of the entire school, at dinner. Tavros agreed to the terms.
In a peripherally-relevant thread, Dave proceeded to tell Gamzee about the rap battle (kinda), and demonstrate that he has no sense of self-preservation. Luckily, Tavros told Gamzee what was really going on.
tl;dr: Tavros challenged Dave for a rap battle for Gamzee's honor in front of the entire school. This log is open, but if you want to reply please wait until the actual rapping's done.
STATUS: ongoing
[As soon as the evening's announcements are over and the food has appeared on the table, Dave stands up and withdraws his wand from his robes, pointing it at his throat.]
Sonorus.
[He clears his throat and nods as it echoes through the curiously silent Great Hall.]
Yo Hogwarts, sit tight 'cause you're getting dinner and a show tonight.
[He looks over at Tavros, behind his shades.]
This tool decided to challenge the rhyme king to a little duel, so we're gonna have ourselves a battle of sick rhymes. This is between me and hot wheels, so everyone else just sit back and enjoy the show, got it?
Since I'm feeling pretty goddamn magnanimous, I'll even let you start us off.
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[He cancels his Sonorus charm, taking his time to actually acknowledge that Rapunzel's there.]
He asked for it, he accepted the terms.
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The fact that you jumped into that really makes me question your rapping "skills", not to mention your morals.
Frankly, you're kind of acting like a snot-nosed brat.
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It's called a battle for a reason. He wanted to throw down, we threw down, that's all there is to it.
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I don't care what it's called or why it's called that. You hit so far below the belt, it's pathetic.
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Yeah, wow, that's the sound of me not caring. Bye now.
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What is wrong with you?
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Yo, what's wrong with you? You're lucky I don't hit girls.
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[She groans and shakes her head.]
So what's your problem? Were you aiming to hurt him so badly? Is that what makes you happy, making other people feel bad?
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Look, in a rap battle, the idea is to take the analogies and metaphors that the other person uses and turn them against him. Or her, I guess. That's what I was doing. No big personal attack, no secret vendetta. I don't have anything against the kid personally, he's the one who challenged me. He knew - or he should have known - what he was getting himself into. I gave him plenty of opportunity to back out, in private, before this started.
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[She sighs and turns away, arms crossed over her chest.]
Just think about it, and consider apologizing.
[And with that, she'll be off.]