Hogsmeade Weekend

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WHO: 3rd years and up + teachers
TONE: Fun, cute, shoppy, romantic
RATING: G to PG-13
WHEN: November 17th and 18th!
WHERE: The Village of Hogsmeade!
WHAT: Everyone goes shopping in Hogsmeade Village, some on dates, some just looking to have a good time!
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whatever tag format you want!

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[mo_cara]

[It pretty much gets more exciting than just making out for Gamzee almost every time, often leading to having to excuse himself after heavy kissing sessions. And he's not quite sure how to do less than full on groping - he's usually quite friendly with Shinra's bum, when he's allowed.]

No ... [doubtfully] Like testing how?

[candycrabapple]

[Karkat blinks and pulls back making a two inch gap between them.]

You're kidding right? How could you not know? Even I know how to test the waters.

[Admittedly, everything he knows all comes from movies and books. BUT that doesn't make it any less knowing. Let's face it, they wouldn't keep putting the same moves in if they didn't actually work.]

[mo_cara]

Do you ... poke first? [That's what people did with actual water, right? Poked their toe in? So maybe that was what you did with feeling someone up, too? Like a little warning - incoming crotch squeeze, brace yourself!]

[candycrabapple]

Uh? Poke? No. No you don't poke, you just touch and caress their thighs, close to their junk, and slowly get closer. If they stop you then they don't want it right that second. Or chests, chests can be nice for toughing too.

[He assumes.]

[mo_cara]

So if he doesn't stop me, that means it's all good, it's a motherfuckin' green apple light? [perking up, because Shinra's never told him no on anything before!]

[candycrabapple]

Well, yeah that's what it means.

[He straightens in his seat then pokes at Gamzee]

But if he seems hesitant you have to stop too. Because he might be unsure but not want to upset you. Don't be that guy, nobody likes that guy.

[mo_cara]

I don't want to be that guy! [Whoever that guy is, Gamzee is a little unsure about this.] But how do I know? I mean ... he kinda smiles about everything.

[candycrabapple]

[With a sigh, Karkat face palms at Gamzee.]

Are you saying you haven't learnt any of his subtle body language at all? You know, those little things that show what you're actually feeling. Like how I always know what you're think, in those rare moments you actually manage to conceive a thought. And those little things I do that let you know what I'm thinking?

[mo_cara]

Well, yeah, but ... I don't know, it's kind of weird. Like I can tell when he's bothered about something. But I don't know about the whole making out and sex thing, because he's all into it when we do it, I'm pretty sure! But now maybe I'm thinking he isn't, so ... I just ain't got the knowing if I'll do this right. [worriedly]

[candycrabapple]

Well then maybe he is into it then. But then, you're both teenage boys and they're the horniest things on this planet so far as I know. Not even rabbits try to do it as much.

Look, I didn't plan on getting you unsure of everything. Just talk it out with him then. Maybe then you'll know for sure and then I wouldn't be vaguely screwing up your own thought process, which I should know by now is a really easy thing to do.

[He pats his knee reassuringly.]

[mo_cara]

So you think it's okay? [Gamzee looks at him hopefully.]

[candycrabapple]

Yeah, Gamzee I think it should be okay. But if you do get unsure. Talk to him.

Fuck, you can even call me for more advise.

[There's a pause and then he points at him.]

Do not call me just before, during or just after! It's bad enough I know you want to do it.

[mo_cara]

Man, that's kinda bad motherfuckin' sex if I gotta be calling anyone in the middle of it. [ ... grins, then] Hey, you'd want to be doing it, too, if you had you a sweet little motherfucker like Shinra!

[candycrabapple]

Or it's you and you get so excited about doing it you just have to tell me right in the middle of it that you're doing it and how much you like it. Besides, I've heard the first time is never good anyw-

[His mind catches up to the last part of what his best friend had said. He huffs at him and swats at him.]

I don't even have a type, jackass. And no matter how theoretically 'motherfucking sweet' who ever is fortuitous enough to have me as their partner. There wouldn't be anything like that going on until we were both ready for it and it was all romantically planned out.

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee just takes the swat with his usual mellow smile.] Yeah, I know you'd probably set it up all perfect and shit, with flowers and candles and all that stuff like what's in the movies. But you'd be wanting to before then, I bet. [waggles his eyebrows]

[candycrabapple]

[Gives him a pouting scowl]

You're a lewd piece of shit, and I can't stand you sometimes. This is one of those times.

[mo_cara]

Nah, you love me, bro. [reaching out to tap his nose lightly with the tip of his finger]

[candycrabapple]

Shut up, idiot.

[His gives a huff and a pout, trying to look completely put out.]

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee grins and makes a zipping motion over his mouth, then shrugs eloquently. Whatever you say, bro.]

[candycrabapple]

[Karkat just shakes his head at him]

Idiot. You are such a child

[mo_cara]

[snerks, because he's older than Karkat! But he knows that's not what the other boy means, and besides, he's supposed to not be talking!. And he'll stick to that, until he's told he can talk, or, more likely, he's distracted by something else and forgets entirely]

[candycrabapple]

[He ignores the snerk]

But it answers your question right? Because as much as you are my best friend, even though you're really shitty at it. I don't want to really keep talking about your almost sex life any more than I have to.

[mo_cara]

We can talk about yours! [cheerfully, because it seems that yes, his question is answered]

[candycrabapple]

[Going red, Karkat swats at him again.]

Even if there was something to talk about, I wouldn't tell you.

[mo_cara]

Who else you gonna be telling, bro? [reasonably]