Hogsmeade Weekend

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WHO: 3rd years and up + teachers
TONE: Fun, cute, shoppy, romantic
RATING: G to PG-13
WHEN: November 17th and 18th!
WHERE: The Village of Hogsmeade!
WHAT: Everyone goes shopping in Hogsmeade Village, some on dates, some just looking to have a good time!
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whatever tag format you want!

Comments

[mo_cara]

Man, that's kinda bad motherfuckin' sex if I gotta be calling anyone in the middle of it. [ ... grins, then] Hey, you'd want to be doing it, too, if you had you a sweet little motherfucker like Shinra!

[candycrabapple]

Or it's you and you get so excited about doing it you just have to tell me right in the middle of it that you're doing it and how much you like it. Besides, I've heard the first time is never good anyw-

[His mind catches up to the last part of what his best friend had said. He huffs at him and swats at him.]

I don't even have a type, jackass. And no matter how theoretically 'motherfucking sweet' who ever is fortuitous enough to have me as their partner. There wouldn't be anything like that going on until we were both ready for it and it was all romantically planned out.

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee just takes the swat with his usual mellow smile.] Yeah, I know you'd probably set it up all perfect and shit, with flowers and candles and all that stuff like what's in the movies. But you'd be wanting to before then, I bet. [waggles his eyebrows]

[candycrabapple]

[Gives him a pouting scowl]

You're a lewd piece of shit, and I can't stand you sometimes. This is one of those times.

[mo_cara]

Nah, you love me, bro. [reaching out to tap his nose lightly with the tip of his finger]

[candycrabapple]

Shut up, idiot.

[His gives a huff and a pout, trying to look completely put out.]

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee grins and makes a zipping motion over his mouth, then shrugs eloquently. Whatever you say, bro.]

[candycrabapple]

[Karkat just shakes his head at him]

Idiot. You are such a child

[mo_cara]

[snerks, because he's older than Karkat! But he knows that's not what the other boy means, and besides, he's supposed to not be talking!. And he'll stick to that, until he's told he can talk, or, more likely, he's distracted by something else and forgets entirely]

[candycrabapple]

[He ignores the snerk]

But it answers your question right? Because as much as you are my best friend, even though you're really shitty at it. I don't want to really keep talking about your almost sex life any more than I have to.

[mo_cara]

We can talk about yours! [cheerfully, because it seems that yes, his question is answered]

[candycrabapple]

[Going red, Karkat swats at him again.]

Even if there was something to talk about, I wouldn't tell you.

[mo_cara]

Who else you gonna be telling, bro? [reasonably]

[candycrabapple]

No one. Because it's no one's business but my own, and maybe the person I like. But you can rest assured that there's no one like that in my life.

[mo_cara]

Yeah, I know, you would have told me. [completing ignoring that Karkat just said he wouldn't] But you'll be finding that sweet one and only someday! Probably pretty motherfuckin' soon, 'cause you're good at that shit.

[candycrabapple]

Oh please, there isn't even anyone I'm interested in here. So it's not like you'll be hearing any 'good news' any time soon. I can promise you that.

[He scratches the back of his head.]

So do we have anything else to do today? Or are you still doing things?

[mo_cara]

Nah, I ain't got no plans. Want to be grabbing a butterbeer?

[candycrabapple]

If you can pay for it. Then I think I can waste my time having a butterbeer with you.

[mo_cara]

Sure. [hopping down off the wall, Gamzee never hesitates to pay for things for his friends]

[candycrabapple]

Good, because I'm short this month.

[Slipping off the wall he starts to walk off towards the three broomsticks.]