Pirates say AAARRRRRRR

[givesyouaboner]

WHO: Dirk Strider, Murdoc Donoghue, and you!
TONE: Fun!
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: 28 September
WHERE: School wide
WHAT: PIRATES aka cute pretendy fun times
STATUS: Ongoing

It started like a typical meeting for supplementary lessons. Dirk wasn't even one of Murdoc's students. Murdoc didn't even teach potions, and yet here they were. Murdoc knew enough, and Dirk wanted to learn more. For some unknown reason, Dirk liked being around Murdoc so this arrangement worked well enough. But then Dirk's imagination got the best of him. He was daydreaming a la Jack Sparrow when, without even realising it, he started seriously thinking of himself as a real life pirate! Abruptly, he pushed his book aside and stood on the table, arms akimbo. "Arr, Captain! Let's go find some booty!"


_{[OOC: So yeah, playing pretend is extreme. Dirk and Murdoc will be going through the school... acting like pirates, ect. Unless you specify in the thread header who your tag is directed to, they're free game. I imagine there will be a lot of threadhopping.]}

Comments

[sciencewwitch]

[Oh, you'd best believe he's going to raise his hands up in a fist.]

Try me, pirate boy! I'll kick your fuckin' athth with my bare handth!

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Don't make him whack you into submission.]}

This is your last chance! Come freely or come as a slave!

[sciencewwitch]

[WHOOPS wrong thing to say Dirk.

Also come at him he'll take you down.]

I AM NO MANTH THLAWE, YOU PEATHANT.

[givesyouaboner]

Fine! We'll do this the hard way!

_{[In that case, he moves to try whacking Eridan in the knee with the chair leg.]}

[sciencewwitch]

[Yep, always the hard way with Eridan. He wasn't going to let him just take him without a fight, and was so ready for him to try to come at him with that broken chair leg.

... But he wasn't fast enough and he heard and felt the "TWACK" right to his knee.

Damn it, man he was trying to go a couple of weeks without an injury. He's sort of hopping on his uninjured knee, still yelling like crazy. ]

WHAT THE FUCK ITH WRONG WITH YOU!?

[And now he's moving right on in to try to slug him in the face or the arm or something. Cry.]

[givesyouaboner]

I warned you! Accept your fate, lass!

_{[He's not expecting Eridan to actually respond, so he's surprised when there's a fist coming toward him. He tries to dodge it, but unfortunately he didn't wish himself into having good combat skills and he ends up getting hit in the shoulder. Ow.]}

OW. You stupid---stupid face!