Party Rock in da houuuuuuse toniiiight

[sixbuckdropout]

WHO: Dean Winchester, Marshall Lee, anyone fourth year or older
TONE: Fun! It's a party.
RATING: PG-13 at most for language and shenanigans
WHEN: 8 September
WHERE: One of the unused classrooms
WHAT: Consider it a "we survived the first week of school" party
STATUS: On-going.

Dean and Marshall discussed throwing during the first weekend back at school. And guess what? They are. It was Dean's task to handle invites, which he did--to students in the fourth year and up, save for the Prefects and the Head Boy/Girl. The invites also instructed students to come to the party alone; groups of loud students would be suspicious! There are spells cast to make the classroom sound proof.

There's also an entrance fee of ten sickles. Seem a bit extreme? You're paying for quality. There's great music and a variety of alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks.



(OOC Note: Many of the Ravenclaws invites (with the exception of Tony's) insinuated that this was in fact a study session. Not a party. Surprise!)

Comments

[wwhatevver]

[He's just going to keep on giving him looks.

Also sip.

Also oh god he's not even halfway through his second glass and he's starting to go so out of it. So glad for this wall that is super supportive. ]

If you ewen paid a hair attention to me, you'd see it you idiot.

[notthebee2]

[Sip.

He's going to take those looks like a fucking boss, and snerk a bit when he's done speaking.]

That implieth paying attention two you.

[ A pause along with a look of mild surprise, followed by a "huh".]

Don't tell me that'th what your goal ith.

[wwhatevver]

[That goes right over his head.

So over his head.]

You're suppose to pay attention to me, smartass. I'm better than you in ewery way and maybe you'd learn somethin' if you paid attention to me or somethin'.

[notthebee2]

[ You so dumb, Eridan. ]

Are you thaying you want me two pay more attention two you and notithe you?

[ Sollux is not a senpai, Eridan. ]

Dude, are you even lithtening to a word you're thaying.

[wwhatevver]

[.......]

I aint meanin' it in that way, you idiot. I hate your guts, why would I want you to think that I'm wantin' you to notice me an' shit like that in that way?

['pfft']

Please. I know you're just beggin' me to hawe those feelin's for you, don't you?

[You are so drunk stop talking oh my god.]

[notthebee2]

[Sip.]

Why the fuck are you telling me two pay more attention two you then.

Thounds like i'm not the dethperate one here, eh?

[wwhatevver]

[Squint.]

No, no, you're not. Gettin' it. I mean you should be payin' attention to those who're better than you, I mean if you don't then that's your fuckin' loss, but uh. Wow, I'm not sayin' for you to pay attention to me in any attempt to like.

I don't know.

I just. I'm better than you, duh.

[Sip.]

[notthebee2]

[Sip.]

Riiiight.

[Sip.]

If you're tho much better than me then why the fuck are you coming on two me tho hard?

[ They're both wasted. Yep. ]

[wwhatevver]

[so.

fucking.

wasted.]

I'm not comin' onto you. I'm like... fuckin' goin' away from you at this point.

[sip.]

Damn Captor, get your facts together.

[notthebee2]

[Sip.]

You're pretty much trying two thell yourthelf two me by thith point by thtating how good you are.

[Sip.]

That'th not how you do "go away" from thomeone.

[wwhatevver]

[sop sip]

Nnno I'm not.

[sip sip sip.]

Then. Why don't you just inform me on how to properly "go away" from someone? Betcha can't.

[notthebee2]

[Sip.


Sigh.]

You're fucking retarded.

[Sip.]

The firtht thtep would be two walk away and thtop talking two me.

[wwhatevver]

[THINS HIS EYES.]

Fine then if you really want me to.

[He just sorta... flops. Around. Turns. Something, but he looks back over his shoulder.]

You asked for this. You know.

[wait no he's turning around and refilling his glass even though hes nowhere close to it.]

... Gonna. Get somethin' so I don't hawe to come back.

[Eridan please.]

[notthebee2]

[ Sip. ]

Hey, you dared me two do it.

[Sollux skips along Eridan, and gets in front of him to refill his drink first. ]

Chritht, you're tho fucking thlow.

[wwhatevver]

I didn't think you'd do i--

[WOW RUDE??? SHOVING HIM, OR ATTEMPTING TO WHATEVER?]

Get the hell outta my way, peasant, I was here first!

[notthebee2]

Thorry, the world doethn't have time for thlowpoketh like you.

[He refills the glass and turns around. ]

Outta my way, pleb.

[wwhatevver]

I'm faster than you, you idiot.

[MORE OF THIS PUSHING SHIT.]

Shut up you worm.

[notthebee2]

Being retarded thort of implieth a thertain degree of thlowneth.

[ Getting rough again? ]

Actually, you thut up. Every time you open your mouth every female withint a 500 yard radiuth turnth upwardth and eruptth into a vomit volcano.

[wwhatevver]

I'm not fuckin' retarded.

[Only 4 u bby.]

Oh, I'm so fuckin' sure that's what happens, especially since the majority of females that I hang around with are actually REAL FUCKIN' GREAT FRIENDS WITH ME. SHOWE OFF, CAPTOR YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GIRLS ARE AROUND ME.

[notthebee2]

[ Sollux is snerking by this point and trying to stop himself from laughing like a crazy idiot. ]

Whoah, chill out. By thith point the one who's gonna erupt into a vomit volcano ith me from all the thit you're thpewing out of that mouth of yourth.

[wwhatevver]

You'we been pissin' me off since you fuckin'... ... Y-y'know! [Talking about the kiss.] An I'm so tired of it!

[He gives him a final shove and then turns to start walking away.] Ugh, go find someone else to patronize!

[notthebee2]

[ He can't hold back anymore, and simply starts laughing. ]

Tho thith ith how the high and mighty Eridan Ampora fightth hith battleth?
For all you babble about how fuckin great you are the only thing that you're thowing ith being a huge fucking coward.

[wwhatevver]

[You better be lucky he isn't even trying to listen to him, he's just walking his ass right on out into the crowd.]

[notthebee2]

[ Sollux doesn't mind him walking away, he's just laughing like the drunked maniac he is. Still, Sollux will be Sollux, and he can't help but drop one last commentary. ]

Chritht, i'd bet a good buck that you can't find a thtuck up little thit that'th worthe than thith guy.