Bunk Buddies Log!

[shnpc]

WHO: Hufflepuffs/Gryffindors and Slytherin/Ravenclaws + Teachers to facilitate
TONE: Ranging from Welcoming to Irritated
RATING: No higher than PG-13, if you want sexy times make a separate log!
WHEN: September 2nd through the 7th
WHERE: Hufflepuff and Slytherin dorms
WHAT: Ravenclaw and Gryffindor are rained out of house and home, and are forced to bunk with the Slytherin/Ravenclaws for a week.
STATUS: Ongoing!

Comments

[selfhatred]

[Karkat has been hold up in the Hufflepuff common room after classes in the hopes of avoiding Equius. Last he heard at least, the Slytherin was hunting him down. He's currently curled up on a comfortable chair in the corner, a plate of baked goodies from the kitchens balanced on one arm of the chair as he flips the page of a worn book.]

[syned_a_brik]

[Oh! Is that Nepeta's cousin? Ja! Maybe. Close enough. Also food.

The sixth year is suddenly looming over the chair's back, and helping himself to said food.]

Hallo!

[selfhatred]

[He raises an eyebrow at the older student around his novel before he attempts to turn his attention back to it, tugging at the plate and pulling it a bit closer to him subtly.]

Hi.

[fuckmackandme]

[AND SUDDENLY! John Egbert!]

Hey Karkat!

[He sits on the arm of the chair Karkat's sitting on]

Whatcha reading?

[selfhatred]

[John's sudden appearance makes him jump a bit, but it doesn't knock the plate of food from his lap, and he lowers his book a little bit.]

Just Twilight. [Again.] Hey, Egbert, if you see Zahhak and he asks where I am, don't tell him, okay?

[fuckmackandme]

[He thought you'd moved on to that fanfic, what happened Karkat?]

Why, what happened?

[selfhatred]

[He gives a bit of a sheepish grin.]

I might've let him borrow 50 Shades of Grey without really telling him what it waa about.

[fuckmackandme]

[Wait... Did Karkat... Did Karkat prank someone? Holy shit, this is amazing news!]

You did? Oh my god, Karkat, I had no idea you had it in you! That's awesome!

*was. jfc self it's too early for typos

[selfhatred]

[He'd be kind of proud of the fact if he wasn't kind of terrified, but John's reaction makes his lips quirk and he gives a shrug.]

I had no idea he was actually going to fall for it.

[fuckmackandme]

A beginning prankster never does! But that was a great move there.

But yes, I won't tell him where you are.

[selfhatred]

Well he kind of invaded my cabin and I was annoyed enough to try something.

Thanks. I'd like my body to be in tact for the rest of the year.

[fuckmackandme]

Hehehehe, so what did his face look like when he found out?

[selfhatred]

Hell if I know. I heard him call my name and absconded the fuck out of there.

[fuckmackandme]

Shame. But probably a good thing. Does this mean you lost your book?

[selfhatred]

I'll ask Nepeta later. [He gives a small shrug, knowing his cousin's probably going to make him apologize.] Yeah. It's no big deal though. I was done with it.

[fuckmackandme]

Probably for the best. Imagine one of the teachers finds you reading the porny bits.