Bunk Buddies Log!

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WHO: Hufflepuffs/Gryffindors and Slytherin/Ravenclaws + Teachers to facilitate
TONE: Ranging from Welcoming to Irritated
RATING: No higher than PG-13, if you want sexy times make a separate log!
WHEN: September 2nd through the 7th
WHERE: Hufflepuff and Slytherin dorms
WHAT: Ravenclaw and Gryffindor are rained out of house and home, and are forced to bunk with the Slytherin/Ravenclaws for a week.
STATUS: Ongoing!

Comments

[eighttimeshandy]

[Just... blankly staring over the edge of his book]

Georgia, what does it look like to you?

[nunganunga_k_o]

What it looks like is a spectacular bunch of wets and weeds gathered under one roof. You'd think the whole of Slytherin didn't know how to have fun.

[eighttimeshandy]

Just because we have a reputation for being Dark Wizards doesn't mean we have to hold wild orgies every night. It can wait until the Ravenclaws are gone.

[nunganunga_k_o]

[Oh god, she's a very visual person, that is just disgusting]

...One, I'm quite sure You-know-who's famed connection to snakes has nothing to do with trouser snakes– and I will now be having vivid nightmares about Death Eater sex parties, thanks for that.

And two, most this lot wouldn't know what to do at an orgy if came with a how-to book.

[eighttimeshandy]

[Point to him! Ehehehehe]

But Georgia, I always thought you were all about trouser snakes! Perhaps you should be the to show us how it's done. [he says so sweetly, batting his eyes at her] I mean, there are twice the usual amount of boys around, after all.

[nunganunga_k_o]

[Ooo, Eriq was soooo annoyingggg] Clear off, I'm not some slag. One bloke at a time is plenty. Usually.

[eighttimeshandy]

[He sure is a brat]

Well, THAT's something I never thought I'd hear. [His eyebrows arch in mock disbelief] Georgia, practicing some restraint? Perish the thought. Although I'd hardly go so far as to use such vulgar terminology in respect to yourself. It's not as if you've had any takers lately.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Oh, you are just a PRAT. [If you don't dodge out of the way, Georgia is giving you a swift kick in the shins, Eriq]

[eighttimeshandy]

[Expecting a punch in the face, Eriq hold his book up over his head, which leaves his poor, skinny legs completely vulnerable. Letting out a screech of pain, he pulls the wounded leg up to his chest]

OH MY GOSH, what is WRONG with you? You can't just KICK people like that, you bloody harpy!