Bunk Buddies Log!

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WHO: Hufflepuffs/Gryffindors and Slytherin/Ravenclaws + Teachers to facilitate
TONE: Ranging from Welcoming to Irritated
RATING: No higher than PG-13, if you want sexy times make a separate log!
WHEN: September 2nd through the 7th
WHERE: Hufflepuff and Slytherin dorms
WHAT: Ravenclaw and Gryffindor are rained out of house and home, and are forced to bunk with the Slytherin/Ravenclaws for a week.
STATUS: Ongoing!

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[moveslikejaeger]

[That should really worry him, but he turns to face Amelia with a bright, stupid grin on his face. He broke Rapunzel's heart, got in a fight with Greg who has been avoiding him since, was stalked by a ghost lizard of shame, and made Bruce flee from him in a near panic attack. Surely Amelia's tits are going to be the turning point of his week]

hey 'Melia~ Yah, sure, vhat's up?

[ladyliberty]

C'mere.

[She leads him out of the common room and down the corridor, into a side hallway where she's fairly sure they won't be bothered.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[yes, he is definitely getting tits out of this. Maybe more, if he's lucky. He is just so dem relieved his luck is finally turning around, he's practically in tears. Only nowhere near tears because Jaegers don't cry, not even in the face of extremely frustrating weeks and teen drama]

[ladyliberty]

[She's not exactly doing anything to dissuade him of that idea, either, making coy faces at him as they walked down the hall. Her shirt buttons were popped immediately after class, as usual, baring a generous amount of cleavage.

After all, she didn't want him running away before she had him where she wanted him.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Ohhhh yes. he is her willing boob slave. He can practically feel the sweet, soft, gentle curves of that ample bosom hugging his face. Oh Amelia, he was so glad you existed. You understood him perfectly.]

[ladyliberty]

[Sorry, bro: the sharp edges of her knuckles hugging his face are gonna have to do instead.

As soon as they were suitably alone, she wound up and punched him square in the nose.]

Why would you kiss her?!

[moveslikejaeger]

[Welp. he should have known. This was just how his week was going]

[The kiss with a fist sends him reeling, land flat on his face with the taste of blood filling his mouth.]

[And he deserved every bit of it]

Cuz Hy'm schtupid.

[ladyliberty]

You bet you are. [She nudges at him with her foot.] And just after that talk we'd had, too!

[moveslikejaeger]

Hy deedn't mean to! Hy asked first! [Nope, just going to stay here on the ground where he belongs]

[ladyliberty]

You can't say you didn't mean to and you asked first, it doesn't work that way.

[moveslikejaeger]

[whine] Vell, Hy mean... Hy vasn't gonna, hyu know? Cuz, cuz it vould hurt her und schtuff. But she vas dere, und zo cloze und soft und... [he whimpers a bit, closing his eyes and folding his arms over the back of his head] Hy t'ought if Hy asked first, it vould be okay... und it vas! Until Greg came op...

[ladyliberty]

If you want something 'soft' why don't you make out with your teddy bear?

That was her first kiss, you know. She cares about that crap!

[moveslikejaeger]

Dey don' keess beck!

[rolls onto his back, pouting up at her] Hy know it vos! Hy vos tryink to make it a goot vun too! It vould haff been perfect if Greg hadn't freaked out on uz!

[ladyliberty]

Don't blame Greg! You know it wasn't going to work out no matter what happened!

[moveslikejaeger]

But it vould haff been zo goot vhile it deed! [Puffing himself up, he pushes himself upright] Come on, Amelia, hyu know az vell az Hy do, de first iz neffer de last! She iz not ruined for life becauze ov me, she iz merely hurt. Und mebbe, mebbe no matter vhat, Hy hurt her. But mebbe, mebbe it vouldn't haff been zo bad, had ve gotten to try it on our time.

Mebbe Hy could haff shown her how to spread her vings, und giffen her a teste ov de sky! But becauze ov Greg, Hy neffer got dot chence. Ve neffer got dot chence. [He looks down to the ground, his shoulders drooping as he helplessly tosses his hands into the air] Efferyting haz crashed und burnt, und Hy dunno how to fix tings. Hy only make tings vurse, now. Iz bad. But it could haff been zo goot.

[ladyliberty]

[She sighs.] Of course it's not the last. But Rapunzel's not like us, you know? She wants romance and mushy stuff and a real boyfriend who won't grope other girls' tits. I mean, you were already cheating just to snog her!

... And if you didn't want anyone to interrupt you, you probably shouldn't have been making out in the middle of the common room.

[moveslikejaeger]

[yeah, okay, she has a point. He mumbles a bit unhappily, ducking his head]

It doezn't feel like cheatink. Iz zo hard zumtimes, wrappink my head around de idea ov Van beink my boyfriend. He iz chust... Van.

[ladyliberty]

I didn't mean it like that. I mean, that's between you and Van. But you know you wouldn't be able to pull that kind of stuff if you were with Rapunzel. [She gestures to her chest.] And none of this either. And I doubt she'd let you touch hers.

[moveslikejaeger]

[just going to pout a little] Hy know dot. Hy know how to respect a lady, hyu know. Iz vhy Hy alvays ask before touching hyurz. It vasn't about touchink her boobs! Hy chust... [he shrugs his shoulders helplessly] Hy vanted to mebbe pretend Hy vas de goot boy she thought Hy em.

[He looks down, his shoulders drooping] Hy ruined dot, dough. Not vit de keessink, but becauze Hy vas beink schtupid und crude at her.

[ladyliberty]

You are stupid and crude, Maxim.

[moveslikejaeger]

Yez, thenk hyu for noticing.

[ladyliberty]

I'm just saying.